London Gamers Shoot It Out In The Streets 108
ChocLinux writes "Gamers that take part in the Streetwars watergun assassination tournament in London could face arrest if they stalk their target in the tube. CNET has spoken to one gamer who has taken part in the tournament and disagreed that waterguns could be mistaken for firearms, as all contestants are using brightly-coloured super-soakers. He admitted that he narrowly missed being eliminated. 'Some guy tried to get me outside work, but he missed and fell off his bike,' he said. If the game isn't over by midnight on August 15, the remaining contestants will take part in a one week sudden death tournament." From the article: "You can hunt your target down any way you see fit; you can pose as a delivery person and jack them when they open the door, disguise yourself and take them out on the street, etc. If you are successful in your assassination attempt, the person you killed will give you their envelope and the person they were supposed to kill becomes your new target."
Seen it. (Score:3, Interesting)
It's "Killer" (Score:2)
Killer [sjgames.com]
Re:It's "Killer" (Score:2)
Played it. Loved it. Picked up the manual back in eighth grade in 1988... just flipped through it and marveled at the possibilities. Then finally hosted a few rounds during my wild 'n' crazy college-freshman days. "Death by seduction" was a fun option. ;)
Re:Seen it. (Score:1)
Very fun game, if everyone takes it "seriously" (i.e. serious about playing the game, not serious about trying to kill people).
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There was talk of starting a game of "Brutus Deluxe" at my high school. Unfortunately, Columbine happened and it seemed like a bad idea. So, anybody know where to go to get in on a game in the US? I'm in Denver, but I'm unfortunately not going to a University now. That's where I tend to hear about these sorts of things...
You make the fear. (Score:5, Insightful)
But to those that are about to read this thread, please remember that people below this post who think that with the "current political climate" this will get you shot are wrong. I live in London, I was hung over and woke up late missing the tube on the first bombings. and then got stuck at work the second time. And these are my experiences.
Firstly, I suspect it is mainly Americans posting - or at least I hope so - and I truly do not want to be mean, but Britain's culture is quiet different to yours. Our parents grew up in the blitz. And I grew up with the IRA bombings. Attacks on Civilians aren't new. They are a consequence of getting to live free. Just because people die - does not mean you give up your life and your freedoms.
The point I'm trying to make is that after the bombing attempt I had to walk across london to get home. Before I left we flipped from the (relatively) informative and calm BBC 24 news to CNN - and watched the presenters talk of the ""chaos" and "panic" as "millions of londoners" have "no possible way to get home".
As I crossed most of central london through most of the effected areas what did I see? I saw a roaring Taxi trade, and I saw hundreds of people standing around every pub I walkied past - drinking, laughing, talking.
CNN, by it's comments created fear across the country and the globe. But where it happened - there was no such thing. And the tubes were full the next day.
This is people playing with water pistols in one of the hottest summers London's ever had for fucks sake. It's more important than ever they play this stupid little game - rather than sit around in fear listening to the News as it lies to them.
Dislcaimer - I'm not talking about the Blitz spirit - or any of that crap, nor am I suggesting London would have handled 11/9 better. What I am saying is ignore the fear filled retoric spewing from the news. As I know first hand how accurate that is.
Re:You make the fear. (Score:2)
So what happened to all your firearms, privacy (video monitoring), and pocket knives then? Couple people get hurt and suddenly you all roll over on your back as easily and enthusiastically as the family pet.
I don't mean to be mean the British are some of the nicest people I've ever met, I've been living in Suffolk for about a month and a half now, but it seems to me any back bo
Re:You make the fear. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:You make the fear. (Score:2)
As far as wielding machetes we only do that on "machete day" the 23 of April.
Kidding aside I stand corrected on this one, the idiots at work gave me bum information when I got here and the inbrief on local regulations was als
Re:You make the fear. (Score:3, Informative)
Actually, most people are uncomfortable or opposed to increased CCTV monitoring, firearms were never commonly available[1] and you can still carry a knife[2]. Oh, and most of the important legislation that actually restricts our freedoms was pushed through my Tony Blair (et al) in defiance of the public
Re:You make the fear. (Score:3, Insightful)
Suffolk is very nice so far. I'm enjoying scaring the locals with my truck and my dyslexic (right side bad, left side good) American driving skills. Luckily everything is nice and close together so I don't endanger the public for more than 10-15min at a time, and it doesn't hurt that all the local pubs are within a few minute
Kudos (Score:2, Insightful)
Londeners still ride the tube, Bali is still one of Australia's most visited holiday destination. I cant speak for everyone but I am quiet happy not living my life in fear.
In case anyone hasnt caught on to this already, its called terrorism for a reason. The point of it is to make you afraid. Live in fear and hand them a victory.
Re:You make the fear. (Score:3, Insightful)
As a fellow Brit, thank you beyond words.
USAians and paranoiacs, please take note - this is not an isolated incident, we are not living in denial, Brits who refuse to be traumatised into acting differently by 7/7 are not isolated freaks, and (despite both our governments' and your media's best efforts) we are not the kind of people to fearmonger, lock ourselves in our cellars and let the terrorists win.
You would not believe how many times I've been accused of any or all of the above by
The tube? (Score:3, Informative)
the tube
Re:The tube? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The tube? (Score:1)
not a single tube
the subway is apparently part of the internet, cause its just a tube, in the series... i think
Re:The tube? (Score:1)
While I can't be sure, as I have never played the game (though it sounds hella fun), it would seem that stalking someone through the Underground might violate the rule against "spray and pray" assassination. While not as crowded as a Japanese subway system, I would imagine that the London Underground stays rather busy, even at odd times of night.
Re:The tube? (Score:2)
Re:The tube? (Score:1)
Re:The tube? (Score:1)
Re:The tube? (Score:3, Funny)
Well, you put an extra i into aluminum, how can the rest of us be expected to understand where you will insert spurious vowels?
Re:The tube? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The tube? (Score:1, Funny)
Dude (Score:3, Interesting)
Gotcha! (Score:2, Informative)
Oh, um... me neither.
Re:Gotcha! (Score:2)
Re:Gotcha! (Score:2)
Not sure this is a good idea. (Score:1, Informative)
The British Police have managed to shoot & kill someone for carrying a table leg (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3974461.stm); an unarmed man who they suspected of being a terrorist (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4713753.stm); and a man who was "armed" with a lighter (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1444009.stm).
There is no way on Earth that I would carry something that looked even remotely like a gun - regardless of it being h
Re:Not sure this is a good idea. (Score:2)
Re:Not sure this is a good idea. (Score:2)
However, I agree that both those other cases are disgraceful.
Re:Not sure this is a good idea. (Score:5, Informative)
The table leg was wrapped in a bag and police had been told he had a shotgun. If you're suspected of being a terrorist, having a flourescent water gun isn't going to make the slightest bit of difference. And you fail to mention that the guy "armed with a lighter" was holding a lighter that was an imitation gun. It's a bit dishonest not to mention this crucial fact and fail to link the article properly so most Slashdotters won't bother reading the article, don't you think?
Yes, all of these were regrettable mistakes. But brightly-coloured water guns aren't going to make the slightest bit of difference, you're just scaremongering.
Re:Not sure this is a good idea. (Score:2)
- the unarmed man fled the police (from police report), something which is never wise to do
- and the lighter looked like a gun.
So you're post is distorting the facts.
Re:Not sure this is a good idea. (Score:2)
Re:Not sure this is a good idea. (Score:2)
Re:Not sure this is a good idea. (Score:2)
We did something similar... (Score:2, Interesting)
Timing? (Score:2)
Re:Timing? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Timing? (Score:2)
Re:Timing? (Score:2)
Not surprising (Score:2)
Re:Not surprising (Score:2)
Dude, they're water pistols. They are about as "gun-like" as someone's hand is "gun-like" when they point their finger.
Re:Not surprising (Score:2)
Re:Not surprising (Score:2)
Re:Not surprising (Score:2)
What, like children in parks?? That's what they do you know.
I don't know about you, but I have distinct memories of running around playing guns as a kid. And the exceedingly bright colours used by super-soakers and the like almost elmininate thinking you've seen an actual gun. I would be willing to bet if I had the whole day to drive around looking for kids playing gu
Sorry, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
Playing games with water pistols in a public place, with other people around (who more than likely don't want to be wet by you), is childish and rude. If you want to play with water guns, do it in your back yard or in a field somewhere.
Re:Sorry, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
Our society has enough points of suckitude, and enough ridiculous rules. Sure, sometimes it's annoying, sure, sometimes we take an ill-aimed blast of water in the ear canal, but that's life, and most of us already take ourselves too seriously. Hell, there are people in the US that'd probably sue for getting squirted.
Re:Sorry, but... (Score:2)
I'm all for a bit of silliness. Life is too silly and absurd to not have fun with it. But, people have legitimate reason for not wanting to get their business suit soaked out of the blue by some careless "assassin", or get pushed onto the pavement by somebody running away from said assassin. I think banning this game from crowded subway cars is just common sense. Hopefully the people playing will do i
Re:Sorry, but... (Score:2)
That person might well be in real danger. I might be controlled enough to just shout and swear, but the hundreds of other people around me who are in the same situation might not be.
This sounds like a really fun game to play, but we are trying to run a society here, doing this on an undergrou
Re:Sorry, but... (Score:1, Funny)
But I see your point. Minimizing collateral damage is a courtesy for any professional hitman, yes.
Re:Sorry, but... (Score:2)
Ha-ha, nice.
But even the British dont expect to be soaked underground.
Wasn't there a movie like this? (Score:3, Insightful)
(of course in the movie one guy started actually killing everyone else, and much stupidity ensued)
Tag: The Assassination Game (Score:2)
There was also a movie called Series 7: The Contenders [imdb.com] which was sort of making fun of reality TV. (in this one, the assumption was that the players ere all really trying to kill each other) I saw it during the height of Survivor and the like, so I don't know how well it holds up without that background.
CSI (Score:2)
Re:CSI (Score:2)
Old news (Score:1)
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2006/01/331363.htm
Super Soakers are safe? (Score:2)
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Re:Super Soakers are safe? (Score:2)
Exactly! Though I was thinking something more along the lines of the stuff that was in the stink bombs we used to set off in school back in Knaresborough. Assuming the statute of limitations is up. If not, then it wasn't Knaresborough, it was Edinburgh. And it wasn't us, it was those other adolescents.
Re:Super Soakers are safe? (Score:2)
Re:Super Soakers are safe? (Score:2)
Re:Super Soakers are safe? (Score:2)
Re:Super Soakers are safe? (Score:1)
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In the current paranoid climate... (Score:2)
-b.
Re:In the current paranoid climate... (Score:1)
Probably true especially if any of the players have dark skin or look in any way a wee bit foreign. The only saving grace is that most police in the UK (and even in London) are not armed. You could still get an ASP [wikipedia.org] in the side of the head, but that's still preferable to 6 bullets [wikipedia.org]
Should be fun (Score:1)
sock assassination (Score:4, Informative)
though from the blurb I thought they were talking about not being allowed to take someone out on the internet!
Re:Prostitution (Score:1)
Bender (Score:2)
Re:Bender (Score:1)
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Rain. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Rain. (Score:2)
Probably closer to rods from god [wikipedia.org].
I've done that (Score:3, Interesting)
One of the unique rules we had was that after 5 hits we could upgrade from the hand squirter to any means necessary. Super Soaker, Water Ballons, Hose, Buckets. It was pretty interesting for a while and about 300 students were initially signed up.
Re:I've done that (Score:1)
I 'killed' my first target through his
I want to play! (Score:2)
Why is this news? Try a water pistol in airport (Score:2)
Re:Why is this news? Try a water pistol in airport (Score:1)
As a player in the London Streetwars... (Score:5, Informative)
It's been great fun, have done my fair share of stalking. My teammate managed to get inside our first target's apartment block and flush him out onto the street, right into my range of fire. Great fun. We did put in about 7 hours of stakeout over the course of a week to get him though!
Alas we haven't made a second kill inside two weeks and will be disqualified at midnight tonight unless we can pull something out of the bag in the next few hours. Haven't seen hide nor hair of anyone hunting us though, which has been a bit of a disappointment.
So far I don't think the cops have shot or even arrested anyone either, which is good.
Re:As a player in the London Streetwars... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:As a player in the London Streetwars... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:As a player in the London Streetwars... (Score:2)
Re:As a player in the London Streetwars... (Score:2)
SO at this cutoff, which is in place to keep the game moving, they will cut out everyone with less than two kills and then make sure that the circle formation is maintained when they reassign targets.
Re:As a player in the London Streetwars... (Score:2)
Ha, got you. I have been hiding here on slashdot for the last two weeks, and finally my relience has paid of. I got you! (shooting on slashdot counts, right!, Right??)
For anyone that's still reading this (Score:2)
What a rush, a 7am sprint down the road, replete with confused and suprised looking civillians, and a shoot out from behind cars, hedges and walls.
Got the man though. Soaked him good.
This sounds fun!! (Score:1)
Knock, knock (Score:3, Funny)
Landshark!
Re:Knock, knock (Score:2)
Well, you went and blew it now, didn't you?
Next time try to be a little more stealthy, like
"Flowers", or "I'm only a dolphin"
Sounds like T.A.G. (The Assassination Game). (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Sounds like T.A.G. (The Assassination Game). (Score:1)
Re:Sounds like T.A.G. (The Assassination Game). (Score:2)
I don't remember doing very well.
Don't you understand? (Score:3, Funny)
Something to think about. (Score:2, Interesting)
Please rob my house (Score:1)
Only if you leave your door unlocked... (Score:2)
Re:Only if you leave your door unlocked... (Score:1)
Thief: "Hello is that Mr Smith?"
Mr Smith: "Yes, I'm at work at the moment"
Thief (thinking): 'His work is an hour from home. I have an hour to steal what I want without getting caught'
or maybe i'm just paranoid 8-)