UK ISP PlusNet Accidentally Deletes 700GB of Email 282
steste writes "A tale of email woe for PlusNET ISP. According to this announcement they have spent the last month attempting to recover 700GB of accidentally deleted emails. By their estimates, up to 12GB of these had yet to be read by their recipients. Despite the efforts of a data recovery specialist, they have now given up on recovering any of the deleted data.
Well that's one way to deal with spam." Spam is one thing; I just wonder how inevitable losses like this one square with the EU-wide data retention laws.
Conspiracy (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, right!
On the plus side.... (Score:3, Funny)
I guess if I look at my email (Score:5, Funny)
Clicked on the Read More link just now (Score:5, Funny)
404: The requested URL (hardware/06/08/03/1319220.shtml) was not found.
Looks like PlusNet aren't the only ones losing things!
I'm here all night, try the veal.
mudda mudda (Score:2, Funny)
Hmm. Good thing they're British... (Score:4, Funny)
I imagine that if this sort of thing were to happen in the U.S., the government would get involved real quick. Not, you know, because some subscribers got hurt, but because all of those precious, precious terrorist communications that were lost forever, dooming the Fort Worth Convention Center to premature destruction at the hands of an angry Palestian truck driver.
Or maybe this can't happen in the U.S. at all. Maybe there's some quiet deal where large ISPs can simply back their data up on blade servers in Langley...
Spam wonderful spam (Score:2, Funny)
Shh! You insensitive clod! Some of us need that spam...how else are we supposed to maintain powerful erections with that "s3xy b@by"!
Deleted emails? It obviously didn't run linux...ah no wait, hang on.
A quote from the ISP (Score:5, Funny)
12GBs yet to be read? (Score:5, Funny)
Here's the break down:
NSA has 'em (Score:5, Funny)
Heck, the NSA could turn this into a side business. If they spin it right, maybe they can convince the general public that they're not spying, they're just providing a cutting-edge data backup service!
Never press the shiny candy like red button!!! (Score:3, Funny)
*click*
poor intern (Score:5, Funny)
(I'm so nervous seeing that on my screen I'm afraid to hit the "Submit" button)
hear hear (Score:4, Funny)
Do the abilities required for such a venture require
a) A willingness to try and realise there will be the odd piece of news that is repeated.
b)Being a Whining Biatch.
Well, if it's (b), then the whiners are for teh win. Somehow I have my doubts...
Re:Data Recovery Specialist (Score:5, Funny)
"Accidentally deleted" probably means "we had a hardware failure and we're too cheap to recover everything".
Actually, "Accidentally deleted" means "wiped the live disk array instead of the new disk array we were going to migrate on to." The Register has a brief writeup [theregister.co.uk].
System Administrator Lesson 14: Shared consoles and remote administration are convenient, especially for wiping the wrong system. Check system ID before hitting enter!"
"Daddy..." (Score:4, Funny)
-NOOOOOO!
Re:Hmm. Good thing they're British... (Score:3, Funny)
That's what they WANT you to think.
Spam Filter (Score:3, Funny)
Filter with 0% Tolerance
Are you absolutely sure?
[ok] [cancel]
Re:poor intern (Score:3, Funny)
No, it shouldn't take half an hour. You obviously need to get a faster computer, faster disk, and configure the DMA correctly :-)
Oh, and I hid some files in your root directory for you to practice on.
I don't understand how this is possible... (Score:5, Funny)
All eggs in one basket? (Score:3, Funny)
They had all their eggs in one basket? Where's the live replica machine? Where are the redundant copies? Oh wait, this is a for-profit business. Never mind.
Re:Conspiracy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A quote from the ISP (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, woe... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Compensation for Customers? (Score:2, Funny)
Hell, I could probably recover 95% of PlusNet customers' emails from my delete box.
Re:Data Recovery Specialist (Score:3, Funny)
How very apt
Re:NSA has 'em (Score:3, Funny)
Do they support rsync over ssh?
Re:Only 700 Megs? (Score:1, Funny)
User A calls and says; "Hi... I'm getting that annoying over quota message in my e-mail again. Can you give me more space?"
Me: "Sure. No problem. You'll have it in about five minutes".
User A: "M'kay. Thanks bunches".
I look at my Monkey spreadsheet to see who has pissed me off in the past two days and to what level. I rate them on a scale of 1-10 for monkey-like behavior. I pick enough users to give me space to throw at User A's quota (who will later lose that space when I need it for User K tomorromow morning).
Whilst looking at the spreadsheet I get a call from User G who says: "Dammit! I can't find the memo I was writing earlier this morning. I KNOW I saved it"!
Me: "Are you sure"?
User G: "YES I'm sure!!! I hit the floppy disk icon on the toolbar that is supposed to save it".
Me: "Ahhhh... uh-oh. Well THAT's the problem. The correct way to save is using the File | Save... option in the menu. The toolbars throughout the organization have changed due to a mandatory upgrade from Microsoft and there's a new icon that resembles the floppy icon but it's a shredder. That's so that we're compliant with the 'Virtual CYA Act of 2002' You should have gotten an e-mail about it last week.
User G: "E-mail! Last week! Remember I couldn't get e-mail and had to come down to your office to ask you to fix my quota because my phone was acting weird? I didn't get the e-mail. So you're saying it's gone"?
Me: "Yeah. It's gone".
User G: "What about backups. You DO keep backups don't you"? Clearly, he's about to have a coronory by now.
Me: "Yes, of all essential data only. What drive were you saving to"?
User G: "The one I always do"!
Me: "What drive letter"?
User G: "I don't know!! The one that Word saves to when I hit the floppy button"!
Me: "Ooh. Ouch. Well, that doesn't tell me much since there isn't a floppy button like that anymore. And since you didn't get the e-mail, I guess that means we're at a standstill".
User G: "I think I'm going to try and get you fired for incompetence".
Me: "Now look... there's no need for threats. I'm not the one who shredded my documents, hit my mail quota limit and screwed up my phone, now am I? I'll tell you what. Let me see if I can run some data recovery software to get at least part of it back for you. What was the filename and when was it last edited"?
User G: "It was 'Procedural Review Policies - Rev A24 - 24-07-2006.doc'. I last worked on it this morning at about 9:30AM"
Me: "OK. I'll see what I can do". Types: dd bs=1024 count=4096 if=/dev/random of="/home/admins/planning/Procedural Review Policies - Rev A24 - 24-07-2006.doc" I chuckle to myself knowing this will cause his mailbox to be overquota again.
User G: "OK. Let me know as soon as it's done"!
User A calls back: "Hey thanks! The quota messages stopped. But I seem to be having trouble finding something I was working on last Friday in my spreadsheet".
Me: "Let's see if we can fix that..."
Re:Data Recovery Specialist (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I guess if I look at my email (Score:3, Funny)
The guy that actually 0wnz your home computer would.