The NYT Imagines Life After Earth 271
An anonymous reader writes to mention a New York Times article entitled Life After Earth. The article looks at 'bio-vaults,' be they in the frozen north or on the moon, which might allow the human race to continue on after a globally catastrophic event. From the article: "The trouble with doomsday, Dr. Shapiro argues, is that it is almost always rendered in popular culture as grandiose, though in reality, many minor incidents present substantial everyday threats. In 1918, an influenza strain killed some 30 million people; a possible new bird flu strain spurs contemporary panic. In January 2003, a computer virus shut down airlines, banks and governments. That same year, a tree fell on power lines outside Cleveland, resulting in a blackout for much of the Northeast. Doomsday can be understated."
This is what I like to see! (Score:1, Funny)
"By God! Yes!"
I am rolling on the ground laughing and eagerly anticipating of what is sure to come. Slashdotters, this article is for you!
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Instead, I imagine.... (Score:5, Funny)
Of course not! (Score:5, Funny)
Of course not! He killed Superman!
Re:This is what I like to see! (Score:2, Funny)
Good news everyone! We've gotta catapult our precious bodily fluids to the moon. And on behalf of my boss, we're gonna fucking kill anyone who says the moon landings were faked because WE DID IT!
Six out of six, and zero out of six, respectively. Done and done.
Life after earth will be much like before... (Score:2, Funny)
"I'd be with stupid, but he was drowned in the global catastrophe of 2020."
"My parents visited the cities of the great plague, but all I got was this shitty fatal infection."
Obligatory Dr. Strangelove Quote (Score:5, Funny)
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
Re:My favorite part... (Score:4, Funny)
Smells like a reasonable plan to me.
Re:My take on Doomsday from a market perspective (Score:2, Funny)
Ahhhh, but what about Dr. Frink's death ray?
I for one (Score:2, Funny)
Re:a globally catastrophic event (Score:4, Funny)
2nd time George Bush was elected was relatively harmless.
It's this third time around where things have really gone in the crapper.
I sure hope they don't come up with a GB for the next election.
Re:My take on Doomsday from a market perspective (Score:3, Funny)
It's prophetic. Face it.
I've got my Survival Guide (Score:1, Funny)
Re:My take on Doomsday from a market perspective (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Unsustainable Societies (Score:3, Funny)
This is Slashdot. All the breasts here are created through natural processes, fueled by Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
Re:My take on Doomsday from a market perspective (Score:3, Funny)
Egads, you're right. Upon investigation [epa.gov] it appears that Edward I was indeed the correct Edward, but that the date in question should have been 1272. I shall amend the offending article [wikipedia.org] forthwith.
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