U.S. Military Developing Ultrasonic Tourniquet 121
Burlap writes to tell us the MIT Technology Review is reporting on a new DARPA venture to create an "ultrasonic tourniquet" to help stem bleeding on injuries sustained in battle. The project plans to commit $51 million over the course of 4 years. From the article: "[I]t aims to create a cuff-like device that wraps around a wounded limb. Rather than applying pressure to the wound to stem the flow of blood, the device would use focused beams of ultrasound (sound waves above the audible frequencies) to non-invasively clot vessels no matter how deep they are."
think of the uses! (Score:4, Funny)
in other news, the CIA has a large number of "enemy combatants" that have died unexpectedly from stroke...
In related news... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Think "wounds, sustained in battle" (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Another great new weapon (Score:5, Funny)
At which point, you will need some sort of tourniquet. I hear they are coming out with a "Sonic Tourniquet" that may fit the bill.
Re:Another great new weapon (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Another great new weapon (Score:5, Funny)
"Excuse me Mr. Abadulakazam, could you please lean forward?"
"Why?"
"Well sir, I want to kill."
"Oh, well in that case here you go."
"Thank you, just let me clamp this around your neck and turn it on."
"Ok."
"Whatever you do, don't remove it. It will take a while to actually kill you, so by removing it you would save your life incredibly easily."
"I'm not one to insult the American government (other than blowing it up) but this seems like a pretty bad weapon."
"Well, DoD heard good things about it from this guy who calls himself Black Sabbeth, so they decided to try it."
"Oh, I see."
"Dead yet?"
Reported uses for the device (Score:2, Funny)