Vista Speech Recognition Goes Awry 418
An anonymous reader writes "It seems even MSNBC is willing to take a jab on those rare occasions when Microsoft products don't work. During a demo of Vista's speech recognition technology, Vista couldn't differentiate between mom and aunt, and all attempts to rectify the problem just made it worse. Wait until you see what it spat out, I think we have a new 'All your base.' Don't you just love Microsoft's live demonstrations?"
Roald Dahl (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of the Roald Dahl short story about the ant-eater who ate someone's aunt because their accent rendered the two words the same.
I can't remember what the story was called.
Awww...c'mon guys.... (Score:5, Funny)
I mean, it's not like they have a reputation for releasing half-assed code that's been hyped up through marketing to the point that it will never perform as advertised.
And it's not like this is a company that is having image problems due to its monopolistic nature.
Or headed by an infamous ragaholic with a history of intolerance towards free standards.
Nope, I'm sure that this is just an accident by a company that spends its off hours petting little baby chickens and bunnies.
Hee hee (Score:5, Funny)
Well (Score:4, Funny)
Remember the Win98 BSOD? (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.ntk.net/media/developers.mpg [ntk.net]
Just from MicroSoft Insider (Score:4, Funny)
"Sir put down the chair, then we'll talk"
"No Steve wait up, don't do that"
"BOOM CRASH BOOM CRASH BOOM CRAASH WAAAH NOOO STOOOOP"
"DUDE, THE COMP HAS A BSOD! WAAH!"
Re:I'd love to see what it 'spat out'... (Score:1, Funny)
It's hard (Score:4, Funny)
Vista couldn't differentiate between mom and aunt (Score:3, Funny)
Sequence of events (Score:2, Funny)
Dear aunt,
"Fix aunt"
Dear aunt, let's set
"Delete that"
Dear aunt, let's set
"Delete that"
Dear aunt, let's set
"Delete that"
Dear aunt, let's set so
"I think it's picking up a little bit of echo here...delete - select all"
Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all
*Manually selects all and deletes*
"Okay, I'm glad you're enjoying this"
*Laughter*
OS/2 Still Kicking Microsoft's Ass (Score:5, Funny)
Speech recognition is still just a gimmick anyway. We still have a LONG way to go before it gets to the point that Joe Average User imagines it should be. Joe average user wants his computer to respond like the one in Star Trek. I still want to set up my Asterisk server with speech recognition, though, so that people can either dial or say the extension they want. It'd also be neat to pick up the phone, say "Call Mom" to the dial tone and have it call my aunt for me.
Re:Well (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Awww...c'mon guys.... (Score:5, Funny)
One would be inclined to think that since you went and typed that word nine times, you would have managed to spell preparation correctly at least once...
Re:Awww...c'mon guys.... (Score:5, Funny)
[and I copy/pasted it. Yeah I know, I'm hardly literate. What you wanna fight about it?]
Tom
Re:OS/2 Still Kicking Microsoft's Ass (Score:3, Funny)
Seems Microsoft's speech recognicion is just right for you
Re:Man, that brings back memories!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Is SR ever going to be good enough? (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm - holodeck, Troi, chocolate.....the combination of those three items is something that gives one pause to ponder.
Um, I'll be back in a little bit.
Re:Awww...c'mon guys.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sequence of events (Score:5, Funny)
Since when did Mum sound anything like Aunt? (Score:5, Funny)
Since when did Mum sound anything like Aunt?
Re:Dear aunt (Score:3, Funny)
Badabing! Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.
Re:Roald Dahl (Score:3, Funny)
Bad News (Score:2, Funny)
My aunt is in a,
I've also noticed this as a beta tester (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh Please (Score:3, Funny)
Who knows how the algorithm they implemented works.
Probably nobody at Microsoft. . .
Re:Awww...c'mon guys.... (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, not really (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Roald Dahl (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Awww...c'mon guys.... (Score:2, Funny)
Wow. I think my head exploded just trying to think about that.
Re:Awww...c'mon guys.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Since when did Mum sound anything like Aunt? (Score:3, Funny)