UK Street Crime Rise Blamed on iPods 799
CNET reports that the British Government today attributed the country's 22% rise in street crime to iPod robberies. This has hit CNET close to home. Guy Cocker, a CNET (Gamespot) journalist based in London, was mugged last week. The muggers held 'a semi-automatic weapon to the back of Cocker's head and told him, "we're taking all your stuff"'. CNET's solution to the problem is suggestions on how to conceal your iPod from attackers. These include 'The gaffer tape method,' 'The Coke can method,' and 'The Christopher Walken method.'
the "Christopher Walken" method? (Score:5, Funny)
I have a solution (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh I see (Score:2, Funny)
No, no! I't Jobs's, Steve Job's, fault for giving us iPods.
Re:22%?? (Score:5, Funny)
The one place... (Score:5, Funny)
I give up. Where??
Ipod ppffft (Score:5, Funny)
Summary of recomendations (Score:5, Funny)
Here are some of the recomendations from TFA:
If, after following all of the above guidelines, your iPod should happen to be stolen, contact the RIAA as quickly as possible and inform them of all the illegal music you have stored on it, then wait for them to subpeona your assailiant and recover your costs in an out of court settlement.
In France ..... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Oh I see (Score:5, Funny)
Re:a light touch with the clue stick (Score:3, Funny)
Sounds like the work of terrorists....
Re:22%?? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The one place... (Score:1, Funny)
Cut from the movie (Score:3, Funny)
Re:a light touch with the clue stick (Score:5, Funny)
Re:the "Christopher Walken" method? (Score:2, Funny)
"Guess what? I got a fever. And the only prescription...is more cowbell!"
Re:Magnets?? (Score:3, Funny)
And you wonder why people have laughed at you for demonstrating your ability to crush beer cans?
Re:a Londoner writes ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Thank god in a country (Score:3, Funny)
Alternatively, both DRM and Pete move to England, where they both make it obvious they have a lot of expensive stuff in their houses, and as a result are not invited to join the local golf club.
And people only say a curt "Good Morning" to them when they meet them in the street.
After 6 months of this DRM goes off to borrow Pete's shotgun, and they both do the decent thing.
Re:Thank god in a contry (Score:1, Funny)
So why all the guns?