Walmart Tries to Emulate MySpace 345
mattsucks writes to tell us that according to AdAge, retail behemoth WalMart is trying desperately to target the MySpace demographic with a new, and highly sanitized, site designed to appeal to teens. From the article: "It's a quasi-social-networking site for teens designed to allow them to 'express their individuality,' yet it screens all content, tells parents their kids have joined and forbids users to e-mail one another. Oh, and it calls users 'hubsters' -- a twist on hipsters that proves just how painfully uncool it is to try to be cool."
Uh oh (Score:5, Funny)
I think I just threw-up a bit (Score:5, Funny)
I think Walmart's been taking marketing advise from Steven Colbert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PbJJUy1KD8 [youtube.com]
Dear Jeebus (Score:5, Funny)
I have finally seen it: The Worst Idea On The Internet.
I always thought it would come from Bush, Ballmer, or Bin Laden, but congratulations, Wal-Mart, you've won! Yes, because we all know that teens are clamoring to be associated with that haven of cool, the Wal-Mart Supercenter! They'll hang out all day in chat rooms monitored by a giant smiley face that threatens to "Roll back trolls"! They want clever, yet unoffensive nicknames like 'The gr33tr' and 'mop_guy_99'! They'll argue all day over whether they should get the 80-pack of Charmin or the 120-pack of generic brand toilet paper!
What teen wouldn't mind saying in the halls of their school, "I'll see ya on The HUB, dude!" "ya, see ya later, HUBSTER"?! (tragically these two kids were beaten to death with Abercrombie & Fitch merchandise a few moments later)
Seriously, I can imagine the Gap or Abercrombie, maybe even Starbucks doing this, but.... Wal-mart?!?!
I can only imagine that the kind of teen that would use Wal-mart for a social networking service are the ones who go there barefoot and pregnant because they thought Saran Wrap was a contraceptive. That and the guys who argue over Coors Lite vs. Miller Lite.
May Cthulu help us all.
Re:MySpace (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, definitely. If, by old, you mean born before 1993.
Re:Grammar Nazi... (Score:1, Funny)
Unless, of course, it's about ways to get to 'hard', and this is a trying one...
MySpace.com for the Bible belt (Score:3, Funny)
Just wait for Hub 2.0... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I dunno... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Uh oh (Score:3, Funny)
hrms, tough decision....
Re:Uh oh (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Uh oh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uh oh (Score:5, Funny)
Please click here to visit the Macromedia site and download the free Flash player for your Web browser,
then return to our site to experience our site at its best.
It's so great running Linux. I couldn't view that crap even if I wanted to. Now if only all the other garbage on the web would take this precaution to protect me from seeing their sites...
Re:Grammar Nazi... (Score:3, Funny)
omg ponies! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dear Jeebus (Score:4, Funny)
>smiley face that threatens to "Roll back trolls"!
OK, now that *would* actually rock
Oooh new playground (Score:5, Funny)
I can't go egging houses, but tonight, yeeeess tonight we see what we can get past the censors at WalMart.
Will post updates here.
I should probably shave first.
Front page video (Score:3, Funny)
cute: 11111111
like: 111111111111
Re:Front page video (Score:3, Funny)
missing buzzword in title (Score:3, Funny)
Emulate myspace?!?!? Slashdot is really missing a story-click headline opportunity here. Walmart is launching a mySpace-KILLER!
Seth
MySpace for Adults (Score:3, Funny)
I'm not a big MySpace user, but a lot of my (adult) friends use it quite a lot for the "Music" section. By being attached to a big media company they've managed to get an official presence for almost every major label and band on that site, and they also allow unsigned/smaller bands to register themselves. My friends trawl around the music section looking for new bands, and the group of my friends that are in a band of their own use it to promote said band to fans of similar bands.
The pure social networking bit is mostly for the kids, but the music section seems to attract young adults a lot more.
Re:Dear Jeebus (Score:4, Funny)
it, like, takes a lot of time (Score:2, Funny)
That's the smartest thing I've heard in a while. Take out the slang "like" and this 14 year old girl analyzed, prioritized and made an executive-level decision.
Re:Oooh new playground (Score:3, Funny)
They said no nudity.
Re:Grammar Nazi... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Uh oh (Score:3, Funny)
That, or Wal-Mart's charming mascot is going to be cutting gas prices.
Re:Uh oh (Score:4, Funny)
-Eric
Re:Uh oh (Score:4, Funny)
Who told you about the secret, hilarious name that I CAME UP WITH for my favorite (pronounced "fave-o-right") store?!?! Do you people have my room bugged or something? I swear, ever since Stupert Murdoch (another little gem of mine, and no you can't use it) bought MySpace, everytime I think of something funny, like a week later, I see it on TV, and I'm getting sick of it. So back off, ok? Yesterday I came up with a hilarious pun on Hillary Duff's name and if I find out someone has been eavesdropping, I am gonna be ticked...
Re:Just wait for Hub 2.0... (Score:5, Funny)
Wow. I don't read a lot of these, but is that 'normal' or is Walmart a little optimistic about furture growth?