Cook Your Breakfast With MacBook 118
Kisom writes "Everyone knows Apple isn't famous for their cold notebooks. Dan Lurie however discovered it was possible to cook eggs on the bottom of his MacBook. Even though it took three times as long to cook the egg, Apple should probably be concerned."
It's a joke (Score:4, Insightful)
That aside, props to the Egg MacMuffin joke...
Re:This is faked - and really a joke. (Score:5, Insightful)
For fuck's sake, the "article" is shorter than most emo kids' blog entries, and says "This is a joke" in bold, oversized text at the end!
VA Linux should fire every last
cooking forensics (Score:3, Insightful)
blame fashion and wimpiness (Score:1, Insightful)
Wimpy users demanding wimpy laptops=get what you deserve. Can't tote an single extra pound because your girly man arms can't handle the temporary stress going from the cab to the starbucks table? Too bad, suffer crummy battery life. Can't tote something a little thicker, insist that "thinner is better" when from an engineering standpoint of getting rid of heat it *isn't*? Too bad, suffer overheating. And pay an extra 500 to 1,000 dollars for the privelege of being commercially identified in marketing databanks as "wimpy". And double too bad that apple contiues to slide into an also-ran company, forgoing good engineering to be replaced entirely with "style". Style has its place, and that is AFTER engineering. Sticking it in first place results in this sort of nonsense. Apple used to have (and I used to be a fanboy but not any longer) engineering as job #1 at Apple and you paid for it, but it was there and worth it. Ya, you got a decent looking box usually, but it performed as advertised and wasdn't a commodity POS with curb feelers and fins on it. Now the fashion fetishists have *completely* taken over, so I predict an eventual decline of Apple (I never did before but I will now), even if they are riding high with iPod right now. Going to intel chips will not help them, nothing will if they keep fashion first. If they change back, they'll survive, if they don't, SGI-ville for them. Pretty, but losing it on where the computing rubber meets the road to stay "looking mah-ve-lous"
Re:More than just the MacBook (Score:2, Insightful)
That's the one thing I cannot stand about Apple: they keep tweaking settings with their updates without giving users any options to adjust them afterwards.
Like disabling SuspendToDisk ('hibernate') option in 9.0->9.0.4 update, removing 'swappiness' control from 10.1, disabling iTunes internet filesharing, etc.
Oh, and microsofting their users by requiring the f***** CD keys.
Re:Fiddling with the fans (Score:2, Insightful)
Besides, the last thing I want is to have to carry around more junk with my laptop, let alone another thing that requires MORE batteries or another power cord.