Microsoft Hoping for Vista in January 424
WebHostingGuy writes "Bill Gates said Tuesday there was an 80 percent chance the company's next-generation operating system, Vista, would be ready in January. He is also hopeful that the next version of Office will ship in December. The holdup, he says, is due to constant revisions due to beta tester feedback." From the article: "'We've got to get this absolutely right,' Gates said. 'If the feedback from the beta tests shows it is not ready for prime time, I'd be glad to delay it.' He said Microsoft was investing $8 billion to $9 billion in developing Vista and the company's next version of Office, its key cash-generator. He said the company's software partners, in developing and adapting their own products for the two launches, would invest 20 times as much as Microsoft."
Credible odds? (Score:5, Funny)
Mr Gates, how much do you want to bet?
I'd really like to see what kind of odds the Vegas bookmakers would give it.
"The holdup, he says, is due to constant revisions due to beta tester feedback."
Well duh, Just quit testing!
Re:Credible odds? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Credible odds? (Score:5, Funny)
At this point... (Score:5, Funny)
Well (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Credible odds? (Score:5, Funny)
Right. Testing will be 80% done by January, making Windows Vista the most thoroughly tested Microsoft operating system ever.
Bud Light Presents... (Score:5, Funny)
[Real Men Of Genius.]
Today, we salute you, Mr Impatient For Windows Vista Guy.
[Mr Impatient For Windows Vista Guy.]
While others marvel at an operating system whose primary repair
tradition is a complete wipe, you just can't wait for more of the
same.
[I just love my Long Horn!]
Yes, it lacks security, efficiency, speed, heck, just about
everything. But ever since 1985, when you first jammed your floppies
into that curvaceous 186, you've been enraptured with Windows.
[It was five and a quarter inches!]
Despite the fact that it requires an array of Crays to run already
invented technologies at sub-optimum speeds, you will beat the rush
and see Notepad and Clock run in CPU-crippling GPU-hogging
translucency.
[It turns on all my pixels!]
So crack open an ice cold Bud Lite, oh Chevalier of the Control Panel,
because whilst the rest of us wonder what Vista will bring, you
already know.
[Mr Impatient For Windows Vista Guy!]
Bud Light beer. Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.
Hoping? (Score:5, Funny)
Windows Vista = new Windows();
Vista.announceWayTooEarlyReleaseDate()
Vista.test();
public void test()
{
test();
}
Pitiful? (Score:2, Funny)
Happy holidays! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh man, now he's resorting to asking Santa...
Gambling (Score:3, Funny)
Since Mr. Gates lives in Washington [pokermag.com], he is unfortunately not able to respond to your wager online. [slashdot.org]
yes but... (Score:4, Funny)
8 - 9 BILLION? (Score:4, Funny)
Well, OK, when you write it over and over and over again....
Re:Hoping? (Score:4, Funny)
It keeps crashing before it can get to the testing step.
(Oh and test() isn't defined as a method of the Windows class)
Jan (Score:3, Funny)
Wait, back up (Score:2, Funny)
What does it do?
Re:Sneer if you like (Score:2, Funny)
Well, you certainly seem to be using the new macbook keyboard...
"investing $8 billion to $9 billion in developing" (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Credible odds? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Sneer if you like (Score:3, Funny)
Well, that's all fine and good, as long as they get Vista running properly on my Mac.
(ducks)
Re:Vista or Mac ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Doesn't matter (Score:1, Funny)
Every month that goes by without Vista is another month for Linux to improve
Right, but what you're forgetting is that every month that goes by without Vista is also another month for Vista to improve.
I mean, come on, look how much it's improved already. Can you imagine how much another month -- better yet, another several months -- could further improve this already impressive product?
Re:Hoping? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Will there be (Score:5, Funny)
Dude, what are you talking about?! Vista is gonna have some sweet new DRM! We can finally quit messing around with our PCs and just let Microsoft run them for us! Think of all the time we spend on the computer that we can now spend doing... umm... other stuff? I think there's supposed to be other stuff we can do anyway... not real clear on that...
Re:Credible odds? (Score:3, Funny)
"Well, like I said, there's about a 1 in 5 chance that it won't ship. It's hardly a sure thing. So I'll bet... say... a billion dollars."
Revisions due to beta-tester feedback (Score:4, Funny)
There's also an 80% chance... (Score:2, Funny)