Stephen Hawking Asks The Internet a Question 1171
An anonymous reader writes "Dr. Stephen Hawking received about 15000 answers to a question he posted 2 days ago on Yahoo Answers. His question was 'How can the human race survive the next hundred years?'." I imagine you can do better than 'It Can't.' How would you answer Dr. Hawking's question?
How can the human race survive the (Score:3, Funny)
By installing Linux of course!
Re:simplicity (Score:1, Funny)
Agreed... but then that leads to the question: How do we know when the shit has hit the fan?
The answer (Score:3, Funny)
Once the world government becomes reality it will immediately transform the economic system from highly internationally competitive firmly capitalistic to more reasonable more socially oriented system.
Re:simplicity (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Your Answer, Stephen (Score:2, Funny)
it should be spelled Alabama.
And the Internet responds (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Simple (Score:1, Funny)
The Obvious post from the /. crowd (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Talk about a vague question (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Your Answer, Stephen (Score:2, Funny)
Re:simplicity (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Near earth asteroids (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Your Answer, Stephen (Score:3, Funny)
42 (Score:2, Funny)
The Pill, for men. (Score:5, Funny)
How to solve the population problem:
Re:Educate the World (Score:3, Funny)
Hell yeah! Make 'em actually take those things offroad for once
Important tools come from the Bible (Score:3, Funny)
Man who prays and asks the LORD for help can righteously overcome ANY obstacle. (famine, disease, pollution, exctinction, overcrowding, crime, you name it)
Ask and ye shall receive.
Knock and it will be opened to you.
Faith can move mountains.
With God all things are possible.
Combine those things with OPTIMISM, and remember that Jesus Christ said ALWAYS forgive, NEVER retaliate; BLESS and PRAY for your enemy. LOVE your neighbor as yourself, LOVE your enemy, LOVE the LORD.
When you forgive, it results in YOUR being forgiven. When YOU give, YOU receive. WHEN YOU BLESS YOUR ENEMY, YOU YOURSELF ARE ALSO BLESSED!
And remember that Christ said that the love of money is the root of all evil. That means be wary of valuing money more than the welfare of your fellow man, or the planet that he lives on. Be prepared and willing to sacrifice of your own time, money and resources in order to make the world a better place.
Jesus also said keep the 10 Commandments. If we all kept the 10 Commandments we'd be in good shape, (but that's not enough.) Don't worship false gods, don't commit idolatry, work 6 days and keep the sabbath day holy (7th day = _saturday!_ Look, JESUS WAS A JEW. Jews keep the saturday sabbath! No excuses.), don't take the LORD's name in vain, don't kill or steal or commit adultery, don't bear false witniss, don't covet your neighbor's wife or possessions or servants, honor your parents.
AND don't have sex outside of marriage. That would keep std's in check and reduce the expansion of things like hiv.
Don't use witchcraft or sorcery, don't use omens or divination.
Learn to recognize when you're being tempted to sin, and pray for the strength to resist!
The most important virtue is love.
I've seen a heavenly sign. I saw a double rainbow, 360 degrees, 2 concentric rainbows ALL THE WAY AROUND THE SUN in San Francisco at high noon when there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Others witnissed the very same event. That was around 2001.
You want man to survive? Seek and ye shall find. Seek the LORD. Have FAITH!!!
God Bless You, Stephen Hawking!
Holeeee shit (Score:2, Funny)