What Do Geek Squad Technicians Actually Do? 1065
Zenitram asks: "I am a lead technician at a company that repairs computers for various vendors. Many of our systems are from Best Buy's Geek Squad. Based on the systems Geek Squad sends us, it makes me wonder what, if anything, do they actually do? We get systems that have issues that we simply shouldn't have to work on, like: installing device drivers, OS reloads, and reseting CRUs (Customer Removable Units). Additionally, we get systems that are misdiagnosed such as: bad hard drive when a system has faulty RAM; no POST when it simply won't boot into Windows; or no boot when it won't power on at all. So, what is the scope of technical repair that Geek Squad techs do?"
Hand holding. (Score:5, Funny)
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
Their Clothing (Score:5, Funny)
They work for Best Buy... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Their Clothing (Score:5, Funny)
Have you ever looked at these guys? (Score:5, Funny)
God help you if they ever make you speak to one to explain what's wrong with something purchased there.
Re:Hand holding. (Score:4, Funny)
A classic mistake... (Score:5, Funny)
What they repair (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory Office Space Reference (Score:5, Funny)
Re:We love the geek squad! (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, suuuuuuure... "Oh, I have no idea how that porn site got into my history. I know I never visit porn sites, and my husband/son/dog are morally upstanding individuals... it must have been the Geek Squad!"
Re:Who cares! (Score:5, Funny)
I care, because they might give geeks a bad name.
Going by their name... (Score:3, Funny)
Not just Geek Squad (Score:5, Funny)
Meanwhile I was thinking, "why go to Mexico for software
Re:I just got a job there (Score:5, Funny)
What Geek Squad does (Score:4, Funny)
Clasic anti Nerd Propiganda (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hand holding. (Score:5, Funny)
I think Apple should buy them, and then when they make a call, they replace the PC with a Mac. Simple, and then there would be no return call.
Re:The name "Geek Squad" (Score:3, Funny)
The front man role. (Score:3, Funny)
Here's my guess:
- Look good.
- Dress nice.
- Talk nice.
- Send computer to someone who won't break it.
Re:Hand holding. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They job is to collect money from (Score:5, Funny)
Real nerds wear ties (Score:5, Funny)
I agree with you completely. Although, I used to work for a company where a tie was mandatory. People would always buy me computer ties as gifts and I had about 100 of them. So, one day I am doing some service work at a company I had never visited when one of the owners strolled in. He gestured at me and I introduced myself. He then stated that he thought for the money paid he would have a more conservative, business-minded computer person building out his network and told me to never wear the tie I had on or even one like it in his building. So, I left. I told my boss about it and he told me I had to return and where a non-geeky computer tie (I think I had on a tie with a 3-D computer mouse). So, on the way over, I stopped at a thrift shop and bought a god-awful, really wide, nasty-colored tie. Needless to say, I always made sure I wore a crummy tie while at his office from then on out.
Re:Who cares! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hand holding. (Score:3, Funny)
Besides, it'd be a bitch to move that old WinXP box just to get a paper that is beneath it.
Re:Who cares! (Score:2, Funny)
You're apparently a Nerd. And remember in RotN, we win!!!
anyways, I'm going back into my corner and work on my battlebot...
Re:They're like technical support folks... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Hand holding. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What does PCMCIA stand for? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Their Clothing (Score:5, Funny)
Though, not to prevent one from being caught in a printer but to keep people from hanging themselves.
Re:We love the geek squad! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I just got a job there (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hand holding. (Score:2, Funny)
He doesn't look very fast...
Re:well... (Score:4, Funny)
And that's supposed to be a good thing?!
I tried sending a newborn kitten just like that via UPS once, I don't think you'd want a laptop ending up like that kitten did!
Re:Real nerds wear ties (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hand holding. (Score:5, Funny)
*sigh*
Thats not funny.
Re:They job is to collect money from (Score:4, Funny)
Are you kidding? I call my mechanic a car geek all the time. There are 'muscle guy' mechanics and then there are definitely 'car geek' mechanics.
Interestingly enough ... (Score:2, Funny)
- Both can leak ink; squid does it for defense, geeks just have cheap pens.
- Ability to adapt to work in odd positions; geeks often work in cubicles or are found in odd places doing repairs, squids again do it for defense or to seek food.
- Execelent use of appendixes; squids can assume almost any form to do the work it needs to do, geeks have all the tools (and more) to do the work it need to do.
- Good camuflage; Squids can often change colour to become undetectable, geeks are undetectable by the cloth style, and in some cases their behaviour.
Amazing really, two completely different species, and yet so much in common.
Doubt it (Score:1, Funny)
I doubt it. I am the best. Without question. If you knew me, you'd be kneeling at my feet saying "I'm not worthy".
The thing is, I'm now a director at a fortune 1000 and you couldn't even afford to sit in my car.
Excuse me? (Score:5, Funny)
The MacBook is clearly a space heater.
Re:Hand holding. (Score:5, Funny)
Nerd or geek? (Score:3, Funny)
A nerd gets his degree through hard work - attending lotsa classes, studying the material and turning in nothing-less-than-stellar work.
A geek gets his degree by hacking into the school's mainframe and awarding himself credit for classes he never took.
Got more questions? Just ask
Re:Hand holding. (Score:5, Funny)
I've yet to see either my windows machine or my linux box handle devices thrown at it. If they're small, like a pen or a cat, the item will bounce off the side and chances are the machine simply won't do anything at all. If they're largish, like a motherboard or possibly an xbox, the computer falls over and I immediately get a BSOD on the windows machine or a kernel panic on the linux box.
My friend claims his mac can handle anything thrown at it, but I think he's only saying that because he doesn't actually own a mac, and therefore would be unable to actually hit it with any object.
Re:Hand holding. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Excuse me? (Score:4, Funny)
-Eric
Re:Hand holding. (Score:3, Funny)
-Eric
Re:Hand holding. (Score:3, Funny)
-Eric
Re:Excuse me? (Score:3, Funny)
Now with magic GROWING battery!
Re:Hand holding. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hand holding. (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Hand holding. (Score:4, Funny)
Needless to say, he raised some serious hell about it. In the end the store manager let him have the discount without any interaction with the Geek Squad.
Re:Hand holding. (Score:4, Funny)
That is so untrue! I mean, look at Michael Jackson. . . oh wait a second, I see what you mean!
Re:WorstBuy (Score:3, Funny)
Their DVD selection, cheap DVD+/-R media, cheap CD-R media, and in a pinch, hasbro-class routers.
Re:Hand holding. (Score:5, Funny)
I feel sorry for the old folks. If he had just hyperthreaded the explanation, they'd have got a full-assed answer.
Re:Hand holding. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hand holding. (Score:2, Funny)
"Did you perhaps mistype MCSE (Must Consult Someone Else)"
There, I fixed it for you.