Microsoft Workers Prefer Google 378
dhollist writes "A story just released by the Inquirer shows that 80% of incoming search requests from Microsoft's domain arrived via Google's search engine. In contrast, 64% of Yahoo! staff and 100% of Google staff use their own company's search engine.
How's that for a product endorsement? I'd guess that Microsoft may soon add google.com to the list of blocked URL's on their intranet."
Chair sales in Redmond skyrocket (Score:5, Funny)
Steve Ballmer is going to bury google... (Score:5, Funny)
Most common search phrase (Score:5, Funny)
duh (Score:3, Funny)
Wow, that's surprising... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wow, that's surprising... (Score:5, Funny)
In Redmond, they don't call it coolaid. They call it dogfood. And for good reason.
Re:Most common search phrase (Score:4, Funny)
the reason is (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow, that's surprising... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I would still be using Google (Score:4, Funny)
Come on, little trooper... Don't be so hard on yourself. There's always janitorial positions.
On the other hand... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Grain of salt (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Most common search phrase (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Chair sales in Redmond skyrocket (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I've switched (Score:3, Funny)
So, you were searching for info on Australia's laws on pedophilia, were you?
Well, why WERE you doing that?
Hmmm, it's a little suspicious.
iPods and Google. Do they prefer PS3 too? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I wouldn't do it.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Chair sales in Redmond skyrocket (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Most common search phrase (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I wouldn't do it.. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:I wouldn't do it.. (Score:5, Funny)
Speak for yourself, young'n. I was programming before you were an itch in your daddy's pants. And back when I was a kid, we only HAD capital letters. Yes, sir, a six-bit character set was all we had, and we liked it! We were grateful for every one of the six bits we were given, thankful that we had a character set that supported both letters AND numbers.
Who needed those fancy-schmancy lower case letters, anyway? They were for show-offs, them and their lah-dee-dah eight-bit character sets. "Oooh, look at me, Mater, I've got both UPPER and lower case in my EBCDIC character set! I'm off to punch cards by the Grand Piano!" Well, we didn't have that rich-kid kind of money. Even if our terminal controllers did send us seven bits, we only had an upper case font cylinder in our Model 33 TeleType. And it was good enough for us! And we sent our email to real names, like SWEETHEART and PILOT and POET, not to any of these special character leet-speeking punks, them and their hoity-toity "domains"....
Wha? What are you doing here? Get off my lawn, you damn kids!
How to get the NSA at your door in 24 hours ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I wouldn't do it.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Chair sales in Redmond skyrocket (Score:2, Funny)
Some things MS can do... (Score:5, Funny)
Executive Summary : Microsoft employees searching via Google.
Affected platforms: All Windows versions, ALL Microsoft employees, Credibility, Quality, Public Image, Self-Respect.
Workarounds A new Service Pack will be sent to you. This will forward all external queries via Anonymiser. Microsoft Domain stats will be protected.
Mitigating factors 1. Mainstream media hasn't picked it up yet.
2. Slashdot readers don't care much... infact, a majority of the Slashdot crowd use Windows.
3. We don't care.
Full solution: A new search engine is being built. This will get it's results from Google and display it as an MSN offering, with our ads. Beta for this expected in a week's time!
Re:Some things MS can do... (Score:5, Funny)
Update: The beta is now available at http://www.live.com/ [live.com]
ask and you shall receive (Score:5, Funny)
It's not sinister (Score:1, Funny)
They're not showing party disloyalty, they're just using firefox... wait a second.
Re:Chair sales in Redmond skyrocket (Score:1, Funny)
Re:the actual response... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I wouldn't do it.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:How to get the NSA at your door in 24 hours ? (Score:1, Funny)
I looked at the parent post...
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Re:I wouldn't do it.. (Score:5, Funny)
No Sir. All we had was mud. Mud and straw. We used to pile the mud up into segments to make registers and then use the straw to represent numbers. We didn't have any of your holier than thou binary formats. No Sir. We had unary and we liked it. Our ALU was just Andy, Larry and Upton. Andy would do the addin', Larry the subtractin', and Upton would move the straw around. He was a good kid.
And if you wanted "memory", huh!, memory, well sir you could just pile up some more mud for fifteen miles to get about a kilobyte. Can't say that Upton would thank you for it, mind. Course in those days all our algorithims only needed about twelve bits of memory, so you could get by with only two fields or so of mud segments.
Capital letters! Huh! We didn't even have letters. We just sent and recieved the datastreams as raw numbers. You had to figure out yourself what was going on. The straws were floated to us down small rivers. Pretty bad packet loss, and in those days if you lost a packet, well sir, you had to go upstream and danm well find it again, or there'd be no mud supper for you! Great days.
Rocks! Some people don't know what honest labour is anymore.
Re:Point of order... (Score:2, Funny)
Only 80%? (Score:3, Funny)
Perhaps the MSN servers serve a cached response 20% of the time
Re:Chair sales in Redmond skyrocket (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I wouldn't do it.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How to get the NSA at your door in 24 hours ? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:ask and you shall receive (Score:2, Funny)
What the article doesn't say (Score:3, Funny)