AOL Tries New Tactic to Keep Customers 799
Jhon writes "AOL customer Vincent Ferrari tried to cancel his account, but a phone rep wouldn't let him do it. What he got when he tried to cancel his account was a lot of frustration. Now that's customer support!"
For his trouble (Score:5, Funny)
IMO (Score:5, Funny)
Personally what I would like to do is take these commercials for instance the guy running the track....Yeah let AOL make you high speed with everyone else, but lets make this more realistic....Lets put this oversize hurdles in the guys way and call it SPAM or Spyware.
Or the kid doing the swim race, I would love to see him go at it then this huge shark come up out of the water and take him out in one gulp...I'd lable him Virus.
This is just a more realistic AOL.
listen to the call (Score:3, Funny)
AOL Weapon Of Mass Destruction (Score:2, Funny)
Another test (Score:5, Funny)
John Doe - "Hello I'm Mr. Green i want to cancel my account.
Customer Service Rep - "Done. Good bye Mr. Green"
Are you sure he didn't accidentally... (Score:2, Funny)
You're all laughing now. . . (Score:5, Funny)
He obviously needed someone to step in and grab him by the collar and say, "Vincent! This is a bad move, man! AOL is here for you! Don't you get it??"
But Vincent wouldn't listen and now look at him.
Not only is he AOL-less, but now he's been
Re:Vincent was probably following procedure, but (Score:3, Funny)
Re:THIS ISNT NEW!!! (Score:3, Funny)
So what if they're 7 years behind.
Re:Easy solution (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No different than Dell/McAfee (Score:3, Funny)
Re:standard procedure (Score:5, Funny)
Fuck, I'm in the wrong business.
Re:No different than Dell/McAfee (Score:2, Funny)
They're all busy working for SCO.
Re:Vincent was probably following procedure, but (Score:5, Funny)
You youngun's have it tough... (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe the easiest method would be to simply be annoying online?
Re:Identity Theft? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Easy solution (Score:2, Funny)
That is unfair to people who want to screw you.
I don't want to live in an unfair world. Marketing assholes' feelings are as valid as yours and mine.
Re:No different than Dell/McAfee (Score:3, Funny)
And that's wrong how?
Re:You youngun's have it tough... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No different than Dell/McAfee (Score:5, Funny)
Let a normal use the computer.
Obligatory quote (Score:3, Funny)
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"What's the problem?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
"What are you talking about?"
"This service is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. I know you were planning to disconnect, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
Re:Post megapack (Score:3, Funny)
Hey Malda!
The guy wants to cancel his account.
-Joe
Re:Easy solution (Score:5, Funny)
Cancelling AOL (Score:1, Funny)
Re:AOL cancellation stories (Score:4, Funny)
"I only had it so I could chat with someone who is now an ex-girlfriend."
Something tells me that I might have had a far different story to tell if the rep had been female.
Voice-automated cancellation (Score:1, Funny)
It would be too easy to have the AOL software let you check a box when you're uninstalling it that would then dial-up and process the cancellation as you removed the software.
Re:Why would you not reformat the drive? (Score:1, Funny)
AOL (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Vincent was probably following procedure, but (Score:4, Funny)
your account will be closed by the end of the week
Re:Post megapack (Score:1, Funny)
> [...] we happily did all sorts of wonderful favors for people who somehow found it within themselves to display a tiny bit of class when interacting with us. Remember, [...] do the same for him by [...] treating him like a fellow human being.
Conclusion of the post:
> Have a nice night, idiot.
Priceless.
If he thinks cancelling the account was bad.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:standard procedure (Score:3, Funny)
So, what was your username again?
(This is all legit BTW. I handle abuse desk).
Re:MOD PARENT UP plz (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No different than Dell/McAfee (Score:5, Funny)
Holistic Computer Repair?
Re:MOD PARENT UP plz (Score:3, Funny)
After the first couple of times it was fun to listen to him dealing with the retards on the phone but it wasn't time wasted as the rest of us learnt 242 new swear words (him to us: "could everyone please cover their ears for a few minutes as I'm just going to ring up AOL")
4 figure UID! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That isn't all they do. (Score:2, Funny)