SCO to Unix developers, We want you back 427
NoGuffCheck writes "CRN is reporting that Darl McBride is looking to get Unix developers back onboard with cash incentives for completing training in SCO's new mobile application kit; EdgeBuilder. It doesn't stop there; there's a 12-cylinder BMW or $100,000 dollars for the development of the best wireless application."
Ah, but there's a catch... (Score:5, Funny)
Let me be the first to say (Score:5, Funny)
monkeyboy (Score:5, Funny)
use the Ballmer mantra, Darl. you have to sweat like a pig to convince your audience...
Reminds me of... (Score:5, Funny)
For $100,000 (Score:4, Funny)
UNIX Developers to SCO (Score:5, Funny)
Unix developers to SCO:Suck it (Score:4, Funny)
UNIX Developers to SCO: (Score:5, Funny)
I think somebody should go for it (Score:3, Funny)
If I'm the only developer (Score:3, Funny)
Quick, everyone send them the programer you hate working with most .... this should improve morale appropriately for most companies out there
20% extra for the lawyers. (Score:4, Funny)
Incentives for programmers... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Ah, but there's a catch... (Score:5, Funny)
It isn't a licensing fee. It's the price of paying the SCO lottery! For the low low price of $699, you have a chance at one of several fabulous prizes including $100k, a luxury car, and a night of terror on Darl's private yacht complete with built-in dungeon! Fun for the whole family!
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe Darl has something... (Score:5, Funny)
"During the last 25 years, SCO has been committed to [destroying the reputability of] the Unix platform and continues to reaffirm its commitment [to make fools of ourselves while the rest of the world actually accomplishes something useful]," Darl McBride, SCO president, said in a teleconference Tuesday morning.
I applaud him for finally admitting what his company has been doing. Of course, he can shove his BMWs up his
Re:UNIX Developers to SCO: (Score:4, Funny)
bmw, huh? (Score:5, Funny)
Disappointing... (Score:5, Funny)
I was kinda hoping they'd offer SCO Linux Licenses as the top prize. On the other hand, with $100K, you can buy 143 of them, at $699.00 each!!!
Ain't gonna do it (Score:5, Funny)
Re:monkeyboy (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What a waste (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obligatory article nitpicks... (Score:3, Funny)
You did get the memo, right?
Re:UNIX Developers to SCO: (Score:5, Funny)
UNIX Developers to SCO: We want you dead.
UNIX Developers to SCO: Lick our nuts.
UNIX Developers who are channeling Steve Ballmer to SCO: Go fuck yourself. (Throw chair)
Re:Ah, but there's a catch... (Score:5, Funny)
Finding out developers still hate you passionately: Priceless
- G
What kind of apps would be appropriate? (Score:4, Funny)
hmmm any others?
Re:Not worth it. (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, wait this is Slashdot...
It's all about the pitch (Score:3, Funny)
Second prize... is a hundred thousand dollars
Third prize... we steal your code
ABC
A Always
B Be
C Coding!
Re:MySQL is sponsoring this?! WTF?! (Score:3, Funny)
Voting with your wallet, eh?
Porting NetworkManager to SCO (Score:3, Funny)
Old joke (Score:3, Funny)
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Thank you! I'm here all week! Tip your waitress! Help her back up!
Re:bmw, huh? (Score:2, Funny)
What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
On the BMW, the pricks are on the inside.
Re:Ah, but there's a catch... (Score:5, Funny)
"Yeah, I know it's happened before, but it won't happen again - I swear! Come back home baby."
Re:Ah, but there's a catch... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Ring Tones? (Score:1, Funny)
So where do you ranting SCO shill zombies hang out?
Re:UNIX Developers to SCO: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ah, but there's a catch... (Score:5, Funny)
Elbows to the Rescue! (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, but SCO doesn't need any of that stuff...
I on the other hand would propose to ram a wireless, internet-controlled
"seven foot asbestos filled, napalm coated broken Galiano bottle covered with sandpaper, spikes, barbs, hooks, old rusty razor blades, used syringes, electrically charged copper coils, anonymous pubic hair, and curare that's playing Amazing Grace like a barbershop quartet with feelin' and Boston Pops' orchestral accompanyment using the Vienna Boys Choir to keep time, so the bunch of line backers ramming it in and playing with the dials, buttons, keyes, joy stick, knobs, mouse and conducting baton that all adjusts the intensity, depth, rate, length and HARDNESS can push in proper rhythm while moving through a temporal loop putting it all through eternity, then back to the beginning to start again
up Darrel McBride's ass, and also the respective asses of all the executive assholes at SCO-- and their lawyers-- TWICE... with FEELING
(** credits to "elbows" mailing list many CPU cycles ago...)
How can they afford to pay the $100,000? (Score:3, Funny)
Seinfeld - The Smelly Car (Score:3, Funny)
"The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry's car. Jerry is forced to try to sell the car, because the odor has taken a life of its own and permeated everything. George is turned by Susan's new outlook on life. Susan's friend is swayed to heterosexuality by Kramer, though later turned back off by a whiff of a jacket that Kramer borrowed from Jerry. When the car can't be sold, Jerry winds up leaving it and the keys out on the street."
IIRC, it was a BMW.
Two bottles of whining. (Score:5, Funny)
arroot: so...
SCOdev: what?
arroot: how 'bout scheduling a grep job to see if there is any SCO IP in Linux?
SCOdev: are you crazy? what if the server is logging and the resource throttle triggers an alarm to the CEO?
arroot: but I love you so much.
SCOdev: it's too risky.
arroot: pleeeeease?
*login*
IBMdev: SEC said it's "ok" to give the AIX repository a grep job, or SEC will come down to perform a grep job, or I can do it. But for Gates' sakes don't use
Not me (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What a waste (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, we'd better be careful; the company might not go into the ground as quickly that way.
Re:Ah, but there's a catch... (Score:5, Funny)
I just thought it must have been missing a few words:
SCO to Unix developers: We want (to shoot) you (in the) back
Re:Ah, but there's a catch... (Score:5, Funny)
Once again I am beaten to the punch.
Re:Prisoners dilemma (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe my mom should sign up: she's not likely to write any code SCO would want (or any code at all, for that matter), and she can sleep through most things.
Re:For $100,000 (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ah, but there's a catch... (Score:3, Funny)
What's that smell? Ahh crap... I think it's both our karmas burning.