Microsoft Developing Robotics Software 282
s31523 writes to tell us Microsoft recently announced the launch of their new Microsoft Robotics Group and the first product release, a software program to help robotics developers. Despite the timing this has nothing to do with the recent abdication by Gates, and was actually instigated by Gates before his departure. From the article "It might take many years, but Microsoft believes robotics could present a big opportunity as the market grows, said Tandy Trower, general manager of the Microsoft Robotics Group. He cited estimates predicting that consumer robotics alone will grow into a multibillion-dollar industry in five to 10 years."
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not buying it (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, sure. We all know the robots forced Gates out the door as soon as they became self-aware at 2:14 AM, Eastern time. Ray Ozzie is an android. What else explains the Lotus Notes (or "Notus") interface?
Looks like... (Score:3, Funny)
Windows vista (Score:3, Funny)
I am the monopolist robot. (Score:0, Funny)
We are here to protect you,
We are here to protect you,
We are here to protect you from the TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!!!
BSOD (Score:2, Funny)
Making "blue screen of death" more literal (Score:3, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new Microsoft-powered... (Score:5, Funny)
Real time Windows? (Score:3, Funny)
Alternatively, if there really is this multithreaded, pre-emptive scheduling, determinate time execution, tightly coupled networking, highly reliable, checked Windows kernel and services management system out there, why have they been hiding it all these years?
Microsoft Developing Robotics Software (Score:2, Funny)
Re:1st BSOD? (Score:5, Funny)
PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY. [wikiquote.org]
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
At all costs, Please Keep MS away from Robotics (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
IE MS releases Developer Upgrade/Creation Kit (Score:4, Funny)
Microsoft today released a beta version for their solution to their ever-shrinking developer workforce: The Developer Upgrade and Creation Kit. Thinly disguised as a "robot modeler" sandbox application, the Developer Upgrade and Creation Kit (DUCK).
Re:Wow (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
-nB
Competition for Roomba (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:5, Funny)
Re:He's not gone yet... (Score:5, Funny)
But knowing Microsoft, it will be 3-4 years before Gates is out the door. And sadly, probably missing some 'features'.
Re:At all costs, Please Keep MS away from Robotics (Score:4, Funny)
Until the day some program descovers an open source Matrix,
steping outside the loop. To watch is all reset.
Re:1st BSOD? (Score:5, Funny)
YOUR LICENSE ON OFFICE 2009(*) HAS EXPIRED. HAND ME A VALID CREDIT CARD. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
(*) out in 2012
Re:Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:5, Funny)
The Three Laws of Robotics... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Can Kill-bots be far behind? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:2, Funny)
Re:1st BSOD? (Score:5, Funny)
Your humour function is acting erratically, meatbag. Report to carbon bay 7 for repairs.
Re:Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:5, Funny)
Robot Insurance (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:4, Funny)
Suicide-robo bombers.
Robo-bank robbers
robo-cide? Hack someone's bot and have it set fire to their house at 4:20am
Bot-insurance, incase your bot injures others or property. No liability for Microsoft.
New Microsoft Direct Robotics Direct Xr v1.0. That should be fun!
Imagine the first worm/virus...
Det out of debt. [debtishell.com]
Re:1st BSOD? (Score:3, Funny)
Abort, Retry, Fail!
Abort, Retry, Fail!
Kill! Kill!
Re:Microsoft Laws of Robotics (Score:2, Funny)
Fixed that for you.
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Microsoft Robot - Ballmer Edition (Score:2, Funny)
(For the uninformed: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer [uncyclopedia.org] )
Re:Three Laws Safe?? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:1st BSOD? (Score:3, Funny)
Here's a hint: the three laws bit here on