Dvorak on Our Modern World 420
DigitalDame2 writes "If people from the 1920s suddenly landed in the here and now, they'd probably find modern technology a bit weird. Take digital cameras for instance. Nobody would have predicted that most people would now take pictures by holding the camera out in front of them and look at the preview screen to frame a shot. Then there's the iPod phenomenon. Is anyone's music collection that interesting? How many people are being deafened by these things, and what kind of a public health disaster is this? Take a stroll through our modern world with John C. Dvorak's hilarious take."
Mislinked? (Score:5, Funny)
Take a stroll through our modern world with John C. Dvorak's hilarious take.
Darn, the summary is mislinked to typical Dvorak filler. Where's the 'hilarious take'?
To the future! (Score:5, Funny)
Go Home (Score:3, Funny)
Ancient (Score:3, Funny)
Have Things REALLY Changed All That Much? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:To the future! (Score:5, Funny)
*cough*
quick quiz (Score:3, Funny)
Meh (Score:1, Funny)
Re:On the Value of Research (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, wait. With the readability of some of those LCDs in bright sunlight, that is not a bad idea. Coming soon to a Best Buy near you...
Grumpy Old Man (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Have Things REALLY Changed All That Much? (Score:4, Funny)
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The meaning of Dvorak changed (Score:4, Funny)
Re:On the Value of Research (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Missing some other stuff from the 1920's. (Score:4, Funny)
no thanks, I'm trying to quit.
Looking around for my hover car. (Score:2, Funny)
carnage
Misquote... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't you mean "Take a troll through our modern world with John C. Dvorak..." ?
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Observations about nothing (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Umm, some more basic changes... (Score:3, Funny)
1920's nerd - "This computer is the bees knees, I can find lots of information from around the world, and it makes my job more productive. I don't need to do mechnical drawings of my drafting projects, the Computer will do it for me. This is wonderfull"
2000's nerd - "Yeah, cool, want to see my case mod and have a Mountan Due"
1920's nerd - "Wow you are fat, and your teath are repulsive."
2000's nerd - "Yeah well I'll FRAG you in (insert FSP or MPORPG)!"
1920's nerd - "Pardon?"
2000's nerd - "Oh, you don't know about computer games yet...."Explanes games
1920's nerd - "Shocking! I'm going back to the 20s"
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http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=1 0840 [i-am-bored.com]
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And In 2020... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The "hilarious" is what he missed. (Score:3, Funny)
Its his little secret. (Score:4, Funny)
A visitor from 1970 (Score:5, Funny)
We have smokers outside the buildings.
Ah... is there someone else I can talk to? I want to know the interesting stuff that's changed.
Perhaps the weirdest societal change has to do with digital cameras and the practice of framing shots in the preview window by holding the camera out in front of yourself.
OK...perhaps I'm not making myself clear. Do we have vacations in outer space yet? Human clones? Gay marriages?
The second big change is people walking around town or in the store with cell phones up against their ears, talking loudly into them.
Oh. Nice. Walkie-talkie phones. That's just great.
Wait, I have more! Blackberry Thumb punchers! E-mail addresses! Loud music!
Bye now!
Re:The "hilarious" is what he missed. (Score:1, Funny)
Ever seen an old national geographic that had pictures of some African tribes where the women wore nothing above the waist?
Ever seen them? Dude, I lived on those pics until I discovered Penthouse!
Re:Mislinked? (Score:3, Funny)
He's obviously using the subdermal geriatrical form of "hilarious," which is Latin for "things that only old farts find funny." Here's another example of the subdermal geriatrical "hilarious:"
I was waiting for the bus, and some young buck stepped in front of me! I said, "Sonny, in my day we let the old farts go first!" and he said, "Sorry, mister." Then I said, "Don't use that tone of voice with me!" and I done smacked him across the head with an adult incontinence product.
That there's prime Prairie Home Companion material.
Re:Mislinked? (Score:4, Funny)
Great! If you're really done with them, you could donate them to a new fund I'm setting up: the Trust For People Who Clawed Their Eyes Out Reading John C. Dvorak.
Re:Grumpy Old Man (Score:4, Funny)
I don't even know where he is coming from on this. Do people really take pictures using the preview LCD? You can barely even see those things in the sunlight (not to mention you are limited by the terrible resolution). I still use the viewfinder, and it seems like most of the people I see taking pictures do too. Unless of course they have one of those awful cameras that doesn't have one.
Don't get me wrong though, I like Dvorak. Everything he says is so forcefully opinionated I can't help but laugh. It doesn't matter that I rarely agree with him. He is entertaining none-the-less.
Re:Camera posture = sweeping societal change, eh (Score:3, Funny)
Man Lands on the Fucking Moon!
It's amazing how mundane that seems now. How it fulfilled *thousands of years* of human hope and effort.
Re:The "hilarious" is what he missed. (Score:3, Funny)
>> I don't know what a "chippie" is...
>A whore.
Now, do you know what a midget prostitute is called? A microchippie.