Microsoft Responds To 360 Hackers

Microsoft would like to remind you that hacking your console most definitely voids your warranty. From the Eurogamer article: "Modified consoles, Microsoft added, 'will not be eligible for technical support, and the user's warranty will be voided ... the protection of intellectual property rights is a high priority for Microsoft and our partners, one that significantly and positively impacts economic growth, technological innovation, and most importantly, the confidence of customers who count on the integrity and quality of their products.'"

The Repsonse:

[Anonymous Coward]

Haw haw!

-Microsoft

Dear Microsoft

[Anonymous Coward]

Understand that the last thing I need is your support.

Signed,

Anonymous

Re:well, duh!

[Glonoinha]

You know this probably wouldn't be happening right now, if it weren't for that damn Sony rootkit.

Re:well, duh!

[Anonymous Coward]

Remember, the reason Draino has "Do not drink" on the label is because someone did. By definition, half of all people are below average intelligence.

Well at least...

[ClickOnThis]

...Billy-boy didn't take out a full-page ad in a gaming mag that screamed:

YOU ARE ALL THIEVES!

Re:well, duh!

[Schraegstrichpunkt]

Argh, s/approximately/approximation/

I guess that's a hint at where I fall in the distribution...

*GASP!*

[HunterZ]

Oh noes!!!!1111eleven You mean that if someone mods their XBox360, they won't get a free power cord when their power supply starts a fire?

I really can't think of any other reason that anyone capable of modding a console would want out of Microsoft's tech support.

Re:well, duh!

[DrSkwid]

Half of all people are below average height.

Being in a room with the Harlem Globetrotters doesn't affect this assertion.

Re:You're wrong.

[ajs318]

Why do people say "could of" when they mean "could have" ?

When I start my own country, I'll make bad grammar and spelling capital offences.

Re:You're wrong.

[gEvil (beta)]

I'm sorry, but you are the idiot for not seeing through a very clear joke...