Baby Meets Big Brother For Science 188
dylanduck writes "A baby is to be monitored by a network of microphones and video cameras for 14 hours a day, 365 days a year, in an effort to unravel the seemingly miraculous process by which children acquire language. I guess that's what happens when your pop works at MIT's Media Lab. Thankfully his parents can switch off the surveillance for 'private' moments and delete short scenes. All the footage is being classified by algorithms."
The mom... (Score:5, Funny)
Wait this sounds familiar (Score:5, Funny)
Baby's first words (Score:5, Funny)
"beep"
"zzzzZZZZZZzzz"
"click click click click"
Re:Wait this sounds familiar (Score:3, Funny)
Footage Classifications (Score:5, Funny)
4% Pooping
26% Fussiness
8% Crying
18% Eating
21% Drooling
22% Peek a Boo
1% Language Acquisition
Re:Will parents delete first swear word? (Score:5, Funny)
Well... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Footage Classifications (Score:5, Funny)
22% Pick a Boob
Re:Footage Classifications (Score:5, Funny)
Proud first words (Score:5, Funny)
I once saw a Mother eating some take-out fast food with her gurgling offspring. The kid was very vocal but couldn't say anything more than "goo" and "ga ga." The mother was doing the traditional "say Mommy, say Mommmmeeeee" thing when the kid pointed at the logo on the paper cup and said, very clearly, "McDonalds."
The mother did not look pleased.
Obligatory (Score:4, Funny)
(Someone had to say it...)
Re:This has been done before. (Score:1, Funny)
-Lao Tze, c. 500 BC
Re:Obligatory (Score:1, Funny)
Card-carrying member of the EFF, FSF, and ACLU. Are you?
I wouldn't want to belong to any club that accepts you as a member
Segfaults? (Score:4, Funny)
Ha! Just imagine what an algorithm would say when it fills its nappy: "Core dump - segfault at location @r$e."
Re:The mom... (Score:3, Funny)
There is one problem with that joke. Since when did hot models marry (or even date) us geeks, rich or not? Disprove my conjecture, please.