MPAA training Dogs to Sniff Out DVDs 728
LandownEyes writes "The dogs, Lucky and Flo, faced their first test at the FedEx UK hub at Stansted Airport.
"FedEx was glad to assist in Lucky and Flo's first live test in a working situation. They were amazingly successful at identifying packages containing DVDs, which were opened and checked by HM Customs' representatives. While all were legitimate shipments on the day, our message to anyone thinking about shipping counterfeit DVDs through the FedEx network is simple: you're going to get caught."
Kinda makes me thing twice about shipping anything through FedEX. Seriously, this is like training drug dogs to find plastic bags."
This is a TheOnion article, right? (Score:5, Funny)
Damn! (Score:5, Funny)
In other news (Score:5, Funny)
Re:FUD? (Score:3, Funny)
sniffs pirate DVDs only (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately they haven't figured out how to train the dogs to avoid catching their noses on the hooks when they open the package...
So... (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, if you do a cost analysis, you'll find that the 10-20 bucks wasted on the spindle buys you the option to ship a real backup copy in the future.
And speaking of backups, isn't it still fair use to make backups?
Re:Privacy? (Score:5, Funny)
During the this exercise... (Score:5, Funny)
Sniffing region codes (Score:5, Funny)
Dogs sniffing bits and bytes (Score:3, Funny)
Still, the dogs have trouble in determining the legitimacy of 10% of the DVDs. For those where the dogs have doubt, the Customs agents have been instructed by the MPAA to classify them as pirated copies. It will then be up to the sender to show up in court to prove it was not pirated.
Re:Privacy? (Score:5, Funny)
Nerds Gone Wild...on shelves soon.
Re:Privacy? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wrong idea! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OMG! Poniez!!!!1 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:FUD? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dogs sniffing data? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:OMG! Poniez!!!!1 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Spooky... er... Spot (Score:5, Funny)
And, in a seldom-utilized provision of international law, they can then urinate on it.
Re: Blank? Why not 9.4GB of /dev/urandom? :) (Score:5, Funny)
Instead of sending a blank, why not just burn 9.4GB of
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Re:Dogs sniffing bits and bytes (Score:2, Funny)
Actually, I heard that there is a cable coming out of the dog's rectum which is connected to a small monitor, allowing officials to actually watch the pirated content the dog is smelling.
In other news, portable DVD players made in Korea can actually be powered by Kibbles'n'Bits...
Re:Insanity (Score:3, Funny)
Well, they could probably sniff out pr0n because of--
The rest of this comment has been removed at the request of the TMI police.
I'm glad I'm not British... (Score:3, Funny)
If I were paying Her Majesty's taxes I would be really pissed off if my public servants were wasting their time in the service of the MPAA...
Quick someone send a few hundred.... (Score:3, Funny)
Either they will claim it's piracy or better, use them to replace their windows systems.
This only proves that distribution doesn't cost so much after all.
Re:It gets held up in customs (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Insanity (Score:5, Funny)
Yes there is. If a dog finds a DVD (s)he watches it and checks the label to see if it's an original, before writing a report on the findings, and, if necessary, testifying in court.
Re:OMG! Poniez!!!!1 (Score:5, Funny)
I'd stake my life on it.
Re:Now I can sleep better at night (Score:5, Funny)
Reminds me of a comment somebody made here a few years ago:
"I downloaded an MP3 once, and Metallica was no longer able to perform that song!"
Re:sniffs pirate DVDs only (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dogs sniffing data? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Privacy? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:or.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:OMG! Poniez!!!!1 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is a TheOnion article, right? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:New product oppurtunity ;) (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dogs sniffing data? (Score:5, Funny)
Another tactic would be putting "UNRELEASED COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL," or for a combination, put both.
If you have illegal material, then it is your problem. But if the material actually contains legitimate material then you could have some serious fun in the courts.
Re:FUD? (Score:3, Funny)
Dan is the MPAA CEO.
Re:This is a TheOnion article, right? (Score:1, Funny)
link plz
Re:OMG! Poniez!!!!1 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:See you in Singsing, errr I mean Sony Prison. (Score:1, Funny)
If it works as well as most of my Sony products, I'll be getting back out soon!
Finally, we have an answer to the question. (Score:2, Funny)
Now for the good of all humanity, please NEVER play that "song" again.
Re:This is a TheOnion article, right? (Score:3, Funny)
Everthing went downhill after #35, I don't even think they use real poop in #37.
LK
Re:By what authority? (Score:2, Funny)
I can violate all their Constitutional rights because thay are not enumerated on that paper they signed. All they can do about it is work somewhere else.
dumb economics to fedex anyway (Score:3, Funny)
This new program will help defend small homegrown uk and eu DVD printing presses from the competition of those evil third-world pirates who dont treat their employees with the same respect or salaries.
There could be a use for this (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is a TheOnion article, right? (Score:3, Funny)
I should send a box of loose blank DVD's with 'Screw you MPAA' written on them for their next photo-op on finding dvd's.
I have a better suggestion. Label them with the names of various movies. That way, when they are determined in court to be blanks, you will have made royal asses out of them.