CmdrTaco becomes An Old(er) Man 339
So, over the years, Rob, as only true friends do, has managed to cause my inbox to explode over the years. Now, it's payback time. That's right, our very own CmdrTaco is turning 30 today. I highly encourage you to drop him an e-mail at (remove the spam parts) maldaSPAM@SPAMslashdot.org. And of course, birthday presents of single malt scotch can be sent c/o of me. I'll...uh...make sure he gets them.
Payback Time, I guess (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm, seems Taco was right.
Birthday presents of single malt scotch can be sent c/o of me. I'll...uh...make sure he gets them.
Ok. But are you sure this label is going to work?
wha? (Score:5, Funny)
Oy vey. (Score:5, Funny)
How long does it take to proofread a ~30 word post?
happy birthday and a hip hip! (Score:2, Funny)
30 is old? (Score:5, Funny)
Listen Sonny, you've got no idea what old is! Why, when I first learned to program, I had to carry my punch cards in a paper bag through the snow, on foot, 10 miles, uphill, in both directions! We didn't have these fancy keyboards -- we had to use a telegraph key. Monitors! Feh! We had to use an Etch-a-Sketch!
Anyway, Happy Brithday.
Terribly ob quote (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Happy Birthday (Score:4, Funny)
what, aged 30? geez, I hadn't even made half my mistakes by then. Apart from the biggie - getting married
Re:Oy vey. (Score:5, Funny)
Is your palm blinking red, Taco? (Score:5, Funny)
Nice.... (Score:5, Funny)
And 30 feels the same as 29 I assume....?
You lucky bum (Score:5, Funny)
It is all downhill from here by the way. At least until you hit 40, when it is more of a "plunging off a cliff" aging process; just think of your 30s as the hill before the plunge. I can see the edge of the cliff already.....
Comment removed (Score:4, Funny)
euphemism (Score:1, Funny)
Sorry. I didn't need to know that.
Happy and Sad (Score:5, Funny)
As a guy many years older than him, it is depressing to see my hardworked, carefully thought-out story submissions heartlessly rejected on a regular basis by a bunch of barely 30-year old millionaire kids.
But that is the way of things I guess.
Dupes (Score:5, Funny)
MOD PARENT OF PARENT UP AS WELL AS PARENT UP (Score:0, Funny)
Happy B'day!!! ZOMG!!! (Score:4, Funny)
24 hours too late (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Payback Time, I guess (Score:3, Funny)
Accolades... (Score:2, Funny)
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Taco,
Happy Birthday to you
Only 30??!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:wha? (Score:5, Funny)
all we need is his mother's maiden name and his SSN
and we could all be CmdrTaco....for at least a day.
Email keeps getting rejected? (Score:5, Funny)
In honour of this gracious occasion, I will prepare the following:
SPAM(TM) Tacos [hormel.com]
Servings: 4
Prep Time: 30 minutes
Cook Time: 30 minutes
Ingredients
- 1 SPAM® Classic (12-ounce) can cut into 1/2-inch cubes
- 12 small new potatoes sliced 1/8-inch thick
- 1 Anaheim chile chopped
- 8 corn taco shells
- 2 cups torn romaine lettuce
- shredded cheddar cheese
- chopped tomato
- sour cream
- salsa
- standard keyboard & internet connection
Directions
In skillet over medium heat, combine SPAM®, potatoes, and chile. Cover. Cook 15 to 20 minutes, turning occasionally, until potatoes are tender. Fill each taco shell with about 1/4 cup SPAM(TM) mixture and 1/4 cup lettuce. Top with cheese, tomato, sour cream, and salsa. Eat while posting, emailing, or whatever!
Re:30 is easy ... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:You lucky bum (Score:3, Funny)
CMDR TACO IS 30? SCIENCE IS GREAT! (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Accolades... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:30 is old? (Score:3, Funny)
Happy Birthday, Rob! From someone far older than you!
Re:30 is old? (Score:5, Funny)
J
Ob. Quote (Score:4, Funny)
When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do.
Your twenties are a blur.
Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?"
Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother.
Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery.
Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway.
Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering "how come the kids don't call?"
By your eighties, you've had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama.
Any questions?
Re:30 is easy ... (Score:5, Funny)
Shameful, really. (Score:4, Funny)
Happy birthday Rob, benevolent overlord with snazzy first name!
Re:wha? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:24 hours too late (Score:5, Funny)
Re:wha? (Score:3, Funny)
Rusty? Is that you?
Re:wha? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:30s and 40s are better than 20s (Score:1, Funny)
Better say your age in Hex now (Score:1, Funny)
In Kathleen.
(Or someone with similar gender.)
Re:30 is easy ... (Score:2, Funny)
30 (Score:3, Funny)
I got married at 30 also.
Now I'm 32 and I've been married 357 years.
Redundant? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Nice.... (Score:2, Funny)
Patent infringement (Score:2, Funny)
Happy B-Day M8! (Score:3, Funny)
OOG PASSING OUT AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY WHEN HE SEES
Nataly Portman naked and petrified pouring hot grits down your pants, she knows that
All your base are belong to us!
So again, Happy Birthday and may you always get the
Frist Psit.
Re:Happy Birthday (Score:3, Funny)
And More people posting about dupes leads to suffering...
Re:wha? (Score:5, Funny)
This is your wife. (Score:3, Funny)
Bastard.
Re:Shameful, really. (Score:2, Funny)