Vim 7 Released 665
houseofmore writes "After many years of development, Bram Moolenaar, creator of Vim, today announced version 7 of the widely used editor. New features included spell checking in up to 50 languages, intelligent completion, tab pages, extended undo branches and much more. Downloads available here for Unix, Windows, Mac and more."
waiting (Score:5, Funny)
I'm waiting for the emacs emulation mode. (kidding, kidding)
syntax highlighting! (Score:5, Funny)
What's that odor ? (Score:3, Funny)
Vim 7 (Score:3, Funny)
This alone is worth it... (Score:5, Funny)
Yup, this one alone is worth it. Need to write some code? Forget your IDE and just use the C "autoprogram" feature of the new Vi. This message was composed with
Re:waiting (Score:5, Funny)
Creating a macro is left as an exercise to the reader.
^X^S
dammit
Let's try it out (Score:5, Funny)
q
stop
exit
[esc]
quit damnit
ahhhhh
(just kidding, I know how to quit from vim)
Spell Check (Score:4, Funny)
Re:waiting (Score:3, Funny)
Vim now runs on more than 15 [vim.org] different operating systems, so I'm sure emacs can't be far behind.
Re:Let's try it out (Score:5, Funny)
alt-q
alt-F4
ctrl-c
ctrl-d
esc-esc-esc-esc
awww, screwit...
*power button*
My favorite editor (Score:5, Funny)
made with vi [dimspace.com]
Re:waiting (Score:3, Funny)
Someone had to... (Score:3, Funny)
VI is like a Stanley Kubrick movie (Score:1, Funny)
Re:On OS X, it's all about SubEthaEdit (Score:4, Funny)
You mean ed users (Score:5, Funny)
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When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi *and* Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, 'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.
Ed, man! !man ed
ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1)
NAME
ed - text editor
SYNOPSIS
ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
Ed is the standard text editor.
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Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!
"Ed is the standard text editor."
And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929
-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990
Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!
"Ed is the standard text editor."
Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:
golem> ed
?
help
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.
"Ed is the standard text editor." Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.
ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!
When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!
TEXT EDITOR.
When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their "edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.
Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!
Cool. As a Debian user... (Score:3, Funny)
Version 7? (Score:5, Funny)
And shockingly enough... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I just can't get the hang of vim (Score:4, Funny)
Said with a straight face too, I'm sure. Only on slashdot!
Re:Someone had to... (Score:3, Funny)
And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929
-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990
Re:Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
Steep learning curve...? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Version 7? (Score:5, Funny)
I had heard they dropped the major version number, but I always presumed it was 0.21.4, with the expectation that Emacs would finally hit 1.0.0 once it was feature complete.
Jedidiah.
I hate it when (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Spell Check (Score:3, Funny)
Or if you use Emacs you can wish you were dead.
(ducks)
Re:waiting (Score:3, Funny)
Or
<Esc>23 u 3 <Ctrl>-R
Re:And shockingly enough... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:syntax highlighting! (Score:5, Funny)
Dude, you could edit /dev/kmem and vim would somehow figure out syntax highlighting for it.
Re:waiting (Score:5, Funny)
Nope. What can you tell me about it?
Re:I 3 VIM (Score:1, Funny)
(fucknut)
Re:waiting (Score:2, Funny)
>Have you heard of google?
Nope. What can you tell me about it?
It's a fully featured calculator, email, calendar, and chat system. Oh, it does searches too.
It's really rather like emacs in that, someday, it may even get its own text editor.