VW Beetle Fitted with a Jet Engine 283
6031769 writes "Ron Patrick has decided to go that little bit further by souping up his VW beetle with a jet engine, as reported by the San Francisco Chronicle. Serious planning went into the project. Patrick said, 'We did (computerized) structural analysis and we did stability analysis. And by God, you know what happens? It works!' Contrast with the Rocket Boy to see how it should not be done." Yes, the Darwin award winner was found to be bogus, but unlike the myth, Ron still lives!
Prior art (Score:5, Funny)
Signed,
Batman
Hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
VW Thunder (Score:5, Funny)
Zoom. (Score:3, Funny)
Is it me (Score:5, Funny)
Defensive driving (Score:5, Funny)
Patrick says that once in a while he puts on a crash helmet (mainly as a sound muffler), takes the car out on nearby Highway 237 in the wee hours of the morning and fires it up for a brief and hopefully cop-free run.
I frequently travel home from work on Hwy. 237 in Sunnyvale in the wee hours of the morning. I think I'd better watch out for this guy. I doubt my unmodfied Hyundai Accent could keep up, or even get out of the way for that matter.
the Volkswagon Irre (Score:5, Funny)
"hopefully copfree run" (Score:5, Funny)
Sigh (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Is it me (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Defensive driving (Score:3, Funny)
Painted on the Side (Score:5, Funny)
Compensating for something? (Score:2, Funny)
Fill 'er up (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Defensive driving (Score:5, Funny)
the real question... (Score:2, Funny)
He still needs.... (Score:5, Funny)
Time to pimp das Auto! Amerikan engineering in da Haus, ja.
Re:Hmmm... (Score:4, Funny)
"Ho"
Cause that is all you can read.
This is what /. is really about (Score:5, Funny)
What a great article!
Sounds like some serious over-compensation... (Score:5, Funny)
Oops (Score:3, Funny)
Punch buggy jet blue! (Score:4, Funny)
gf "Oww! Where? I don't see it..."
me "Too slow!"
Re:Hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
At that speed it should say, 1-800-DRINK-SHIT
other way around (Score:5, Funny)
Shouldn't it be, "adding a VW-beetle to his jet engine"?
Re:VW Thunder (Score:5, Funny)
"Time to unpimp zee auto!"
Its all good and fun... (Score:3, Funny)
Guide to life (Score:5, Funny)
You can pretty much fuck around with your youth however you want. Dress crazy, sleep around, be poor, be rich, whatever. There comes a point -- let's say 30 -- when you need to get serious and start thinking about the future. I'm not talking about a job or investing or anything, I mean, do that stuff, but we're not covering that here. We're talking about identity and personality... who you are. There comes a time when reinventions of self are just tedious to your friends and family, so you need to pick a target for middle/old age, and then work, slowly, on gracefully transitioning from whoever you were at 29 into that guy.
I think this is my guy.
(idea cribbed somewhat from Vice magazine)
Re:VW Thunder (Score:2, Funny)
Why not the 1967 Chevy Impala? (Score:3, Funny)
"But despite all these oversights, the story did specify that the car was a 1967 Chevy Impala. I think the reason this detail is always supplied is because it's critical to make the listener think the test pilot at least looked cool when he flew into the cliff. You'll never hear someone tell a story about a guy in a rocket-powered K-car or a Volkswagen Beetle. It has to be a car that deserves to have a rocket attached to it."
The Rocket Car Legend [rocketcarstory.com]
Re:Defensive driving (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"hopefully copfree run" (Score:4, Funny)
Then what?
Re:Hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Its all good and fun... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:big deal (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Defensive driving (Score:3, Funny)
Ouch.
Jet-ta? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Defensive driving (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Defensive driving (Score:4, Funny)
Sure you can. After all, the speed of electromagnetic radiation in atmosphere is less than c. Now, a VW Beetle might not be able to outrun light even in an atmosphere, but it certainly is not impossible.
Another possibility would be to just jam the radio. Or perhaps use a color-changing car paint and a license plate switcher.
Re:Defensive driving (Score:5, Funny)
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Or perhaps use a color-changing car paint
No need for the color changing paint - if you travel at that speed, you would be sufficiently red-shifted for the tailing cops. Just run, then park at the next lot - "No officer, I didn't see that red car speeding by."
Re:Defensive driving (Score:5, Funny)
You don't need color-changing car paint. At relativistic speeds, the officer you are moving away from will phone his buddies to watch out for a dark red car which is very long. His buddies down the road will only see an oncoming *blue* car which is short but has elongated sides. A police chopper overhead will see you arrive at the officers ahead at the same time as the officer you just left, and will have to conclude there are two separate cars. If any officers decide to enter pursuit, you just turn around for a split second, and bam! Eighty subjective years will have gone by for the offending officers.
If any of this is confusing, just give me a call and we'll drive to Vegas together in my relativistically modified VW Bug... none of this jet engine crap. All I demand is that you're female and sexy.
Solomon
But will it go down a Ski-jump? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Prior art (Score:3, Funny)
(OK, OK, OK, I know, Jetta's the name of a wind... but I couldn't resist.
Re:"hopefully copfree run" (Score:3, Funny)
Shock and awe, dude, shock and awe. The cops will surrender peacefully and let him go about his business.
Re:Defensive driving (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Defensive driving (Score:2, Funny)
That's nothing! (Score:2, Funny)
It's kinda slow, though.
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obligatory quote (Score:2, Funny)