Microsoft Unveils Online Advertising Service 180
jwb4273 writes "Microsoft has released another weapon in its battle against Google. Steve Ballmer has announced today that Microsoft's web properties (MSN, Live, etc.) will no longer use Yahoo!'s advertising services, and will instead use Microsoft's new advertising platform 'adCenter'. For wanting to go in together with Yahoo, this seems like the wrong start for a good relationship."
You Can Keep Your adCenter (Score:5, Interesting)
Yeah, I also like it when I'm trying to read an article and a 20mb flash application kicks up on top of what I'm trying to read telling me about Toyota's Western Washington specials. Like TFA's advertisements. That sure is awesome.
I love turning on the radio because I'm not looking for music, I'm looking for annoying talk about some product I'm missing out on. There's nothing like nodding your head to a good advertisement of a Fat Bastard impersonator trying to get you to come to Bub's Bar & Grill.
And now you want to make my mobile device throw random messages at me. Hey, maybe you can interrupt my personal telephone calls with advertisements from an annoying sounding person! That would be great.
And advertising in my productivity applications! And my games! *eye twitches* That's just
But why stop there? What boundaries does my personal life have yet that you have failed to knock down adn ignore? What about the novels I read? Can they have advertisements that cover up the words until I read them? Or maybe you could make software that injects product placement into scripts and storylines?
In fact, I love advertisements so much, you can tattoo me and inject electrodes into my head so all I do is think about Microsoft and how badly I want the XBox 360. Yes, I would finally be able to die happy!
If you hadn't noticed, I was being sarcastic.
Microsoft & Yahoo (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm sure this is meant as a bargaining chip. "See what you have to lose if you don't go with us, Yahoo?"
Non-IE Customers Not Wanted (Score:5, Interesting)
Microsoft's size is it's biggest asset... (Score:3, Interesting)
...and it's biggest liability.
They're so damned huge that the left hand really honestly doesn't know what the right one is doing. At least it sure seems that way, doesn't it?
Stock manipulation anyone? (Score:1, Interesting)
Could it be that someone wanted to manipulate the stock of either Microsoft or Yahoo. If this has been rolled out in two counries, and a 6000 customer pilot program, Somebody has to have known about it before today's news. It's completely obvious if Microsoft is going to compete directly with Yahoo's cash cow, their bread and butter, their /* new aphorism goes here */ Then the probability of Microsoft buying Yahoo is like the probability of catching Michael Jackson dating a 35 year old woman.
For anyone that doesn't know it already...don't use slashdot to pick stocks
Mixed Feelings (Score:2, Interesting)
Is this going to give me a reason to choose Microsoft for something over Google??? The mind boggles.
Information (Score:4, Interesting)
I'm curious which of their many sources they plan to use to get this info. Will they just borrow as much personal data as they can from your windows box and plug it into their ad service? Will they "patch" windows the way other spyware companies do? Do they already have all this info? I suppose I simply don't the idea of another more invasive ad program out there, but then I suppose it won't effect me immediatly, since I never use IE.
Oh, BTW, how would you like your job title to be "senior director for monetization." Is "monetization" even a word?
They're driving YHOO price down (Score:4, Interesting)
privacy invasive (Score:3, Interesting)
MSFT & YHOO - misinterpretation (Score:3, Interesting)
Damien
Return to the 90's (Score:3, Interesting)
The whole HOSTS file thing... (Score:4, Interesting)