Apple Defeats RIAA and France In Same Day

gnat writes "The subheading of the CNN article says it all: 'Four largest record companies defeated in behind-the-scenes battle to charge different prices for songs; downloads still 99 cents'. This comes the same day as France backed down on the posturing over demanding iPod interoperability." From the France article: "Apple, which did not return repeated phone calls, and other DRM holders doing business in France, are likely elated. While the law must still be voted on, the alterations in the legislation signify willingness by some in the French government to honor the rights of companies that don't wish to share their technology with competitors. Senate debate on the bill begins Thursday."

Cool!

[irn_bru]

Can we get Apple to deal with Iran as well...?

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Re:France backs down?

[Unski]

Who are you people, and what have you done with the real slashdot?
We are the silent minority. We have abducted the usual sensationalising /. submitters and instated a new order. From now on we will have factual statements as headlines, succeeded by a fair and orderly discussion. This will necessitate a reduction in page views, and we are currently in attempts to re-negotiate the patronage of the OSDL in this respect. We are also engaged in a comprehensive review of /. sigs, and we will be removing any which are factually-incorrect. Furthermore we are seeking to remove the moderation category known as 'funny' and will replace it with 'idiosyncratic'.

Please remain calm, change is sometimes good.

So to sum it up...

[GundamFan]

Apple = Closed restrictive standard. France = Forced interoprability. (good for us bad for apple) Music companys = Greedy. Apple = defending there price point. (seen by many as "defending the consumers") Um.. is slashdot trying to blow up fanboys' heads by putting this in one story? If so good.

Add This Defeat to the Military History of France

[Anonymous Coward]

Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War: Tied.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

BLASHPHEMY!

[Megaweapon]

That kind of anti-Apple talk won't play well around these parts. No matter how right you are.

Re:Aside from the troll clichés and all...

[Anonymous Coward]

The final prize? Something like $5,000 for answering 10 factorial questions in like 2 minutes.

She answered 3628800 questions is 2 minutes? Damn, that is impressive.

Thoughtcrime detected

[Unski]

Please remain calm, change is sometimes good.

++good, infact.

03 05 06 bb speech malreported slashdot rectify.

Re:The bigger they are the harder they fall

[Orrin Bloquy]

For the record, I'm an Apple fanatic that pops wood whenever I see a Mac, and my butthole gets wet at every keynote.

Thanks to you, we're in negotiations with Taco now for a "Thanks for sharing" -1 mod category.