Kids are too busy taking pornographic pictures of themselves and having sex with teachers.

Kids are too busy taking pornographic pictures of themselves and having sex with teachers.

Only the lucky ones.

I cut my teeth on C++ when I was nine. Graduating from HS this year with a few years of C++, some cursory Java, some cursory web 'languages' below my belt.

Wow, you've got all that below your belt ... you must be a real hit with the ladies.

Only the lucky ones.

The rest get too excited about majoring in some science or engineering in college and end up at schools without females, let alone sex ;)

animals don't count.

When the WoW goes down you hear a moan shoot through the whole campus.

1. you have a girlfriend
2. she manually edits her podcast xml file

I don't believe that.

It's a place discovered by a girl called Alice. One day Alice was listening to a fairy tale by her sister ... when she followed a little bunny and fell into a deep hole. There she found this marevelous wonderland and had many adventures.

Seriosuly, stop learning how to program, or you'll never get laid.

When C++/Java/Perl/Python have long since been consigned to the garbage colletor in the sky Lisp/Smalltalk/C will still be used to solve problems. I rather think the current period of programming will be seen as the dark ages before the re-birth.

(((((((Hopefully(the))(result(of(the))car)(cdr)(re -birth)will(be))))(car)(car)cdr car)(()readable))(.)car)

Wow, you've got all that below your belt ... you must be a real hit with the ladies.

With all of that programming knowledge, once he learns some AI and some robotics (and advance both fields substantially; create some field called "biorobotics" or something), he can program a lady. Problem solved for him and all geeks like myself worldwide.

Like when my girlfriend needed to update her podcast and kept screwing up the XML file, I just wrote a little app to do it for her.

What? screwing up the XML file?

Are you telling all the girls who do science or engineering have sex changes and become boys before going to college?

Nope. Last year, neither of the girls who went into engineering had sex changes.