Neural Interface for Gaming Getting Closer? 186
An anonymous reader writes "Mercury News is reporting that a neural interface for gaming may be in the not-so-distant future thanks to at least two start-ups developing this technology. From the article: 'The goal is to create game console add-ons costing less than $100. Some of the game play features can be conscious -- such as forcing someone to concentrate in order to drive a car faster or toss something at an enemy. Others can be subconscious. The game could slow down, for instance, if the sensors pick up an increase in anxiety, Lee said. The company hasn't set a timetable for the product launches of its customers.'"
Launching customers? (Score:5, Funny)
Well thats certainly not a way to win over your demograph...
Has to be said... (Score:1, Funny)
That's not good... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Someday soon ... like 2050 (Score:5, Funny)
If only there were some way of connecting the video game controller directly into certain neural pathways. Simply by thinking about, we could stimulate those pathways and control the game. Maybe there's some way we could piggy back onto existing neural connections... in fact, given that much of our neurology is connected to our masculature system, I wonder if there was some way we could tap into that. Like, when our brain stimulated these "muscle nerves", we could have that activate the controller in some direct way.
Nah, sorry. I'm getting waaaaaaay too blue sky here.
Slowdown (Score:2, Funny)
Ingenious! When fighting a boss, the game freezes!
Re:Screw gaming (Score:2, Funny)
So what happens if FPS Doug gets one of these? (Score:2, Funny)
From the Article (Score:2, Funny)
What if the City Voltage fluctuates ? (Score:2, Funny)
Will i just 'pop' while playing in the middle of my living room at 21.30 with a cup of tea in the holder ?
Oh man. games have become already much tiring to play. I cant handle extra input from the game from now on. maybe im older now.
"Concentrate" in order to drive ? we already do that while driving to work. Whats next ? Wearing gloves while cleaning in Sims 2 ?
Re:Screw gaming (Score:2, Funny)
What they should do (Score:4, Funny)
You got to be kiding me, give these companies direct access to my brain! You must of had a lobotomy or something!
Re:That's not good... (Score:5, Funny)
Surely I'm not the only one that thinks that would be pretty cool.
Re:Screw gaming (Score:2, Funny)
WTF??!!
He's dead, Jim....bury the poor f*cker already!
What do you need to look up on Google?
Re:Output? (Score:2, Funny)
Long fingered cyclops? (Score:4, Funny)
This is however countered by the more recent text messaging two-thumbed theory that we only need two thumbs and other fingers will waste away. Perhaps it is safe to assume that these trends change faster than evolution/intelligent design can change us, so we'll stay just as ugly as we ever were.
Re:Screw gaming (Score:5, Funny)
User: Uh, tech support, I have OUCH a problem. I keep poking OUCH my self in the eye. This started happening after I OUCH played that new came that OUCH interfaces with your brain.
Tech support: Yes sir, you have the Three Stooges Virus. You did not update your system did you? The patch was out three weeks ago.
User: OK, so I have a OUCH virus how do OUCH I get rid of it? OUCH
Tech support: This requires a complete reboot. Do you have one of our home difibulators? You will need one to stop your heart and then restart it after 30 seconds. If that does not work you will need to reload the OS. You did make backups didn't you.
User: Uh, backups? Of my brain? OUCH Uh no, I don't OUCH have any backups. OUCH
Tech support: Well sir that requires a complete reinstall. We sell a reinstall kit.....
Re:This stuff is not a game (Score:3, Funny)
Adjusting for anxiety levels... (Score:2, Funny)
Nethack (Score:3, Funny)
Oh great (Score:2, Funny)
Now Sony can rootkit our brains.