IE The Great Microsoft Blunder? 643
JordanL writes "Hot on the heels of the beta rollouts of IE 7, comes an editorial from John Dvorak declaring IE the biggest mistake Microsoft has ever made. From the article: 'All the work that has to go into keeping the browser afloat is time that could have been better spent on making Vista work as first advertised [...] If you were to put together a comprehensive profit-and-loss statement for IE, there would be a zero in the profits column and billions in the losses column--billions.'"
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:3, Funny)
troll, dvorak (ie stupid idiot)
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:5, Funny)
Features, man, they're FEATURES!!
He he ... (Score:5, Funny)
Why, yes, he's all of those things!!
Amazing this new fangled technology -- how does it know?
Re:Reply: Yes, he is that stupid. (Score:5, Funny)
The tags sum it up nicely (Score:4, Funny)
Outsourcing and Active X controls (Score:2, Funny)
MS employee: "What can I help you with today?"
Me: "I have a problem with IE 7.0. On IE 6.0.2, it worked fine this morning to log into our state
government application and access payroll timesheet information but we cannot do it with 7.0. I think
it may be some sort of javascript error because it will not even run the script when I click on the
button."
MS employee: "OK, who is your ISP provider?"
Me: "Huh?"
MS employee: "Who do you get your internet from?"
Me: "It's a LAN. I work for the state government. I'm not sure who they buy their bandwidth from but
we manage our own servers."
MS employee: "No, no. Who do you call for your dial-up or cable modem?
Me: "I don't. It's on a network."
MS employee: "I do not understand. Who do you use to get your internet access?"
Me: "Are you kidding me? I am on a LAN. That is a Local Access Network and means that we don't have to
call anybody or connect. It is automatic. We have a number of servers that work together to run login
scripts and provide both network and internet access."
MS employee: "Hmmm. How many people connect on this network?"
Me: "You need to know how many?"
MS employee: "Yes."
Me: "I don't know. 400? 600? Probably 600 within this building."
MS employee: "Oh my god."
After a few minutes of arguing with him that since the application problem is within IE 7.0 and not on our server, he refused to help me. I was told that he was only trained in workgroups and not domains. My response was that it was IE 7.0 that was causing the trouble. There were no problems with IE 6.0.2 this morning when I tried it. I hadn't changed domains or anything like that. It should work.
MS employee: "Thank you but we will fix the problem before the full version. That is why it is a beta release."
Me: "What do you mean you will fix the problem?"
MS Employee: "It will work in the final release."
Me: "But I haven't even told you the exact problem. You keep asking me about domains and workgroups and I told you it was something else."
MS Employee: "Yes, I know and Microsoft will fix it."
Me: "I don't believe you. You don't even know what the problem is. If you did, you would have hopefully fixed it before you released the beta. And if I don't help you out with this and tell you the problem so your programmers know what to fix, it won't work in the final version either."
MS Employee: "I understand this. Thank you."
Me: "Wait. Do you have somebody that can talk to me---like your boss?"
MS Employee: "Yes, please hold."
And I wait for another 10 minutes. The boss gets on and is actually competent in trouble-shooting. He takes me through some steps with the Computer Management and in the Internet Security Settings. Then, I open IE 7.0 again to see if the problem is still there. It is.
MS boss: "What do you see?"
Me: "The same thing as before. I try to click on the submit input button to pull up the form but nothing happens. The mouse-over just changes the text color but the javascript isn't executed like it was in IE 6.0"
MS Employee: "Do you get an error? Can you read me the error message?"
Me: I read him the message.
MS Employee: "Can you spell everything out for me?"
Me: I spell it all out and then he requests the URL in the error message so I begin to spell out the website address.
MS Employee: "Wait, what was that?"
Me: "Dot C-O-M."
MS Employee: "Can you repeat that?"
Me: "Period. C-O-M"
MS Employee: "Please, spell that last part out."
Me: "It IS spelled out. It's the ending on the last part of the website. It's the generic extension like Microsoft DO
Re:Dvorak, same as usual, all wet (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:4, Funny)
Um, if your house doesn't have windows or doors the burglars can just walk in.
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft has testified in court [salon.com] that IE cannot be separated from the "Core OS", whatever that means.
Therefore, what you say cannot be true
QED
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:5, Funny)
Just make sure there aren't any electrical conduit where you're making your hole. That might make it less fun.
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:5, Funny)
5 minutes is 4 minutes and 50 seconds too long in a yard with a 120lb mastiff on the prowl.
Re:Don't Reply (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:2, Funny)
Inauthentic (Score:2, Funny)
It finds that the text has been classified as INAUTHENTIC with a 25.7% chance of being authentic text.
I find that true for anything Dvorak says.
Re:Stupid Idiot? (Score:3, Funny)
Stupid idiots have low WIS and INT scores. Smart idiots have high INT but low WIS.
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Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Definitely not 0 profit? (Score:1, Funny)
No one doubts that you can, sir. The question is, at what cost?
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:1, Funny)
New project: fix Slashdotter to filter out Dvorak (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:2, Funny)
Put it better as: Burglars couldn't get into your system if you had no Windows or Gates!
Re:Definitely not 0 profit... (Score:3, Funny)
That is a bit self-centred of you - it would be great fun for all the people watching you.