Sysadmins - What's in Your MOTD? 176
permaculture asks: "This is a 'knowledge management' issue, on a University network. For many years we've had a network 'Message of the Day' that appears when any network user logs in. MOTD lists planned service outages for maintenance, progress on current issues, upcoming holidays, and other items that affect network users. Recently, this has been replaced by a page that announces general University business such as Open weeks, upcoming awards etc. There's a link on the page to the network MOTD that used to greet every user immediately after login. Does your network have a 'Message of the Day' that appears at login? Is it a Corporate business page, entirely related to network services, or something else entirely?"
Funny you should ask. (Score:5, Funny)
I was just thinking of upgrading mine. It currently reads:
Message of the *day* (Score:2, Funny)
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 138 Jul 28 2000
Re:Funny you should ask. (Score:5, Funny)
From Mail/Calendaring server (Score:5, Funny)
We have a new MOTD (Score:2, Funny)
Message of the eon (Score:5, Funny)
not entirely working in your best interests
-- since 1984 --
Access to and use of this server is restricted to those
activities expressly permitted by the system administion
staff. If you're not sure if it's allowed, DON'T DO IT.
What you get when you run file shares.... (Score:2, Funny)
Benden Weyr: Now with 200% more Space Elf-related program activity!
Re:Funny you should ask. (Score:4, Funny)
I hate stupid users. (Score:3, Funny)
Rule #2: Do not speak about dienub
Rule #3: Whatever it was in that cool movie
Rule #4: If I dislike your behaviour on this server, I will purge your
account, and publish your entire home directory in a public IRC
channel.
This includes, nonexclusively, sending global messages, using retarded
exploits (Both against this and other servers), ban evasion, etc.
Too many faulty login attempts will get you banned by DenyHosts. Generate a
fucking keypair and use it for authentication. Passwords are insecure.
Sincerely,
Your friendly BOFH.
inappropriate motds (Score:2, Funny)
Company gossip
Ascii porn
random line from salaries.xls
latest
grep $bossip
Re:Notice (Score:2, Funny)
<disclaimer>I am a DOD sysadmin</disclaimer>
Re:Mine is ... (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, once he found out who did it, he changed my the folder on my user account from /usr/~john to /dev/floppy until I went begging his forgiveness. I didn't do it again.
Re:Our motd is user editable (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Mine is ... (Score:3, Funny)
MOTD (Score:5, Funny)
Re:We have a new MOTD (Score:4, Funny)
Resistance is voltage / current.
Re:Warning Mac user (Score:5, Funny)
A nice simple one (Score:5, Funny)
My previous one... (Score:3, Funny)
Dis beez my box.
It don' be real fast.
But if you fuck wit it,
I be kickin' yo ass.
-- Management