Married In Oblivion 76
An anonymous reader writes "Thanks to an odd glitch in the game that prevents him from completing the Knights of the White Stallion quest, Shawn has figured out how to keep himself a mighty fine Orc wife, Mazoga. Once she went on adventures with him. Now she lives in his house in Tamriel, and he can't get her to leave. He visits her when he's in the city, tired after his days of adventuring. He's thinking about buying her a kitchen set. Maybe a living room. Hands down, it's the best Oblivion glitch to date."
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Re:Red tab? (Score:5, Funny)
What, you've never seen Slashdot go to Red Alert?
Sex (Score:3, Funny)
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Where did this myth start? (Score:2)
You can always tell the level of sexual experience in a group of men by how willing they are to believe the "pussy smells like fish" myth. Anyone who's ever spent much time around (or inside) one know
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You give your own inexperience away. The "fishy" smell occurs in women with a variety of common bacterial infections.
Don't believe me? Maybe the makers of Vagisil know a thing or two about pussy. http://www.vagisil.com/understanding_itch.shtml [vagisil.com]
Or if that's not serious enough for you
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If you know she tastes like chicken, I'd say she's not the not with issues...
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Mod parent up as insightful (Score:2)
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Well, according to some modern, non-racist references [lysator.liu.se], they are actually pretty good-looking and prefer to go around in the nude ;). Then again, it might just be propaganda, since the same artist makes a troll look good [lysator.liu.se].
Or you could just consider the birthrate of orcs; any species that breeds that fast can't be bad in bed - too much practice ;).
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Remember the part in LoTR where the Uruk-Hai gets impaled by that sword?
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Re:Article didn't mention the glitch (Score:2)
Ever occur to you that bugs don't happen every time? I haven't run into a single quest bug (I'm sure I just jinxed it though), that doesn't mean I think there aren't any. Would be a lot easier to spot if quests were broken (i.e. failed every time). Btw, just did the last quest for Arch-mage and that guy is a wuzz... I hope the main story has a stronger boss.
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Obligatory Futurama reference... (Score:3, Funny)
DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ROBOTS... or... MMORPG wives...! Or else!
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Funny you should mention it... (Score:5, Interesting)
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If you are caught cheating your other 'girlfriends' have throw a fit.
and YOUR comment reminds ME... (Score:2)
Paul
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Tried VMs?
Re:Funny you should mention it... (Score:1)
And my dark elf didn't have a barbed, ahem, john thomas.
Nabokovian RPGs? Now I've seen everything. (Score:2, Funny)
I'm surprised his character's name wasn't Pendleton Pendleton.
When there are so many to choose from (Score:1)
Like you could ever know that, especially when there are so many to choose from
Disclaimer: Even with all of the bugs its still a great game
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Sure it's a glitch? (Score:1)
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Naked Man (Score:5, Funny)
This wouldn't have been that funny itself . . . but, after awhile the Fighter's amour begin to fall into disrepair, eventually leaving him completely naked. So, currently, my friend has a naked man following him everywhere. On the 360 widescreen, you can just make him out . . . running behind, desperate to catch up.
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Brokeback Oblivion (Score:1)
Best glitch ever? (Score:2)
Try going inside next time......
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My problem was that I lost track of Mazoga on the way to the ruins, so I had to finish it solo (which, since I was playing a stealthy character, was no problem at all). Never did see her or her corpse again.
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Take her key (Score:2, Interesting)
Didn't see her for a while.
But then I found her, sans armor (nice green breastises..), sleeping in one of the beds.
Wiley little wench..