Married In Oblivion

An anonymous reader writes "Thanks to an odd glitch in the game that prevents him from completing the Knights of the White Stallion quest, Shawn has figured out how to keep himself a mighty fine Orc wife, Mazoga. Once she went on adventures with him. Now she lives in his house in Tamriel, and he can't get her to leave. He visits her when he's in the city, tired after his days of adventuring. He's thinking about buying her a kitchen set. Maybe a living room. Hands down, it's the best Oblivion glitch to date."

Funny you should mention it...

[Balinares]

In Morrowind, you could actually get yourself a girlfriend [uesp.net], and as close to married as you'll get in that game. After meeting and befriending her, then doing a few personal things for her, she ends up giving you the key to her house in Pelagiad, which becomes yours for all intents and purposes. As far as I can remember, there's only one bed in that house, but so long as you don't mind catgirls [tes.ag.ru] that shouldn't be an issue. :)

Take her key

[Anonymous Coward]

I pick pocketed the fugly bat... took her key to the lodge, and locked it inside the house.

Didn't see her for a while.

But then I found her, sans armor (nice green breastises..), sleeping in one of the beds.

Wiley little wench..