Married In Oblivion 76
An anonymous reader writes "Thanks to an odd glitch in the game that prevents him from completing the Knights of the White Stallion quest, Shawn has figured out how to keep himself a mighty fine Orc wife, Mazoga. Once she went on adventures with him. Now she lives in his house in Tamriel, and he can't get her to leave. He visits her when he's in the city, tired after his days of adventuring. He's thinking about buying her a kitchen set. Maybe a living room. Hands down, it's the best Oblivion glitch to date."
Sex (Score:3, Funny)
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Obligatory Futurama reference... (Score:3, Funny)
DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ROBOTS... or... MMORPG wives...! Or else!
Re:Red tab? (Score:5, Funny)
What, you've never seen Slashdot go to Red Alert?
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Nabokovian RPGs? Now I've seen everything. (Score:2, Funny)
I'm surprised his character's name wasn't Pendleton Pendleton.
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Re:Obligatory Futurama reference... (Score:2, Funny)
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Naked Man (Score:5, Funny)
This wouldn't have been that funny itself . . . but, after awhile the Fighter's amour begin to fall into disrepair, eventually leaving him completely naked. So, currently, my friend has a naked man following him everywhere. On the 360 widescreen, you can just make him out . . . running behind, desperate to catch up.
Re:Sure it's a glitch? (Score:1, Funny)
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