New Internet Regulation Proposed 429
bumgutts writes "Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has suggested a mandatory website self-rating system. The system, very similar to one suggested under Clinton's administration, would require by law all commercial websites to place 'marks and notices' on each page containing 'sexually explicit' content, with penalty up to 5 years imprisonment." From the article: "A second new crime would threaten with imprisonment Web site operators who mislead visitors about sex with deceptive 'words or digital images' in their source code--for instance, a site that might pop up in searches for Barbie dolls or Teletubbies but actually features sexually explicit photographs. A third new crime appears to require that commercial Web sites not post sexually explicit material on their home page if it can be seen 'absent any further actions by the viewer.'"
Re:Hell's frozen over! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hell's frozen over! (Score:1, Funny)
boobies (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What ? (Score:5, Funny)
Hi, you must be new to American diplomacy.
What about Teletubbies sex sites? (Score:5, Funny)
One of my sites features prominent images of "Tinky Winky getting it on with the Noo-Noo", "Tubby Custard Full Facials", "Over the Hills and Far Away, Hot Barely Legal Teletubbies Come to Play - With Each Other and Also With a Mysterious Large Cylindrical Object" etc. etc.
I hope that will not lead to legal misunderstandings which would put me in line for a stint of federally sponsored rectal enlargement.
Re:The defense moves (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Get your own! (Score:3, Funny)
Because we were colonized by the Pilgrims, a bunch of people so uptight even the British kicked them out.
I've Got Fully Clothed Genital Regions (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hell's frozen over! (Score:2, Funny)
No, but they both suffer from clinical depression now that they know how boring their sex life is and how small his penis is.
This Sex Thing Is Old Hat (Score:2, Funny)