Climate Researchers Feeling Heat From White House 635
Jeff K writes "Facts and science collide with tribal loyalties, the Washington Post reports: 'Scientists doing climate research for the federal government say the Bush administration has made it hard for them to speak forthrightly to the public about global warming. The result, the researchers say, is a danger that Americans are not getting the full story on how the climate is changing.'"
Of course ... (Score:4, Funny)
I am shocked! (Score:1, Funny)
There is no Global Warming! (Score:3, Funny)
Why do you keep saying that the clima....*GLUB* *GLUB* *WHOOSH* *FLUSH* *GURGLE* *BUBBLE* *pop*
Re:Gov Money (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Your skin is not melting (Score:5, Funny)
Actually more middleleft, but if you prefer to remain blinded to the reality perhaps the extra UV rays will aid your efforts.
We have Super Computers working On it right now! (Score:2, Funny)
The scientists have 65536 Pentium 4 processors working on the problem right now, each consuming 400W of power, all to model the earth and it's atmosphere in an effort to fortell the climate changes that are underway.
10 40Ton Air conditioners are cooling the computer room where all this computing is going on. Safely venting the heat to the cool night sky.
It won't be long before we can prove beyond a shadow of doubt that global warming is happening.
We just need a few more coal powered power plants brought online to level the power grid as we work to bring on stage 2 of our processor array.
That will actually model the grass on the Minnesota plains so we can judge their cooling effect... etc etc.
Thank goodness for computers and Science.
To coin a phrase (Score:2, Funny)
Misconception (Score:5, Funny)
And global warming is linked to an incidence of skin cancer... how?
I think you're referring to the ozone hole.
That was the LAST Impending Global Catastrophe. Keep up with the times.
Re:Cautiously Submitting a Non-Biased Article (Score:2, Funny)
Global Warming for some, miniature American flags for others!
Re:Your skin is not melting (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Your skin is not melting (Score:3, Funny)
Not if you want to call yourself a fundamentalist, it's not.