Netflix Suing Blockbuster for Patent Infringement 410
grouchomarxist writes "Netflix is suing Blockbuster for Patent Infringement. From the article: 'Netflix holds two U.S. patents for its business methodology, which calls for subscribers to pay a monthly fee to select and rent DVDs from the company's Web site and to maintain a list of titles telling Netflix in which order to ship the films, according to the patents, which were included as exhibits in the lawsuit.
The first patent, granted in 2003, covers the method by which Netflix customers select and receive a certain number of movies at a time, and return them for more titles.
The second patent, issued on Tuesday, "covers a method for subscription-based online rental that allows subscribers to keep the DVDs they rent for as long as they wish without incurring any late fees, to obtain new DVDs without incurring additional charges and to prioritize and reprioritize their own personal dynamic queue -- of DVDs to be rented," the lawsuit said.'"
Worried! (Score:5, Funny)
I am really worried. Any minute now, someone will patent going to work by bus. (Including SCSI and VME)
a sad time (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Broken beyond repair (Score:5, Funny)
What a disappointing post, BadAnalogyGuy (Score:3, Funny)
My beer shopping patent (Score:3, Funny)
You all owe me.
Re:Worried! (Score:3, Funny)
I hold the Uber-Patent! (Score:2, Funny)
I hereby announce that I hold a patent on suing others for infringing on dubious patents. If you hold a patent of dubious nature, and you sue someone else over it, you owe me royalties.
And if you sue me over my patent, you still owe me royalties.
Re:Score another one... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Worried! (Score:5, Funny)
*Looks in wallet*
Well, I'm not infringing...
Re:a sad time (Score:5, Funny)
1) Patent "the process of exchanging goods or services for finiancial reimbursement"
2) Sue the entire world, muahahahaha
3) Profit!
Re:a sad time (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My friend at Netflix (Score:4, Funny)
You got something against E.T.?
Eeeeeliiiiooooot...
Re:Worried! (Score:3, Funny)
I don't think so. I have waaaay too much prior art.
Re:Score another one... (Score:2, Funny)
I owe you quite a back log.
Re:Patents on business methods are stupid. (Score:2, Funny)
looks like you'll be able to paytent your novel ways of spelling patent!
Re:Worried! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I hereby claim the patent! (Score:3, Funny)
Y'know, I really get tired of this right-wing bashing of Al Gore. Of course he didn't invent pants, but he was instrumental in getting funding for the original ARPANTS which is what our modern high-speed pants derived from. So, while he of course doesn't know the technical underpinnings of interfacing, serging, hemming, and button-holing needed to make pants, he can, in some sense, take credit for our modern pants.