Hehehh.. Read the description. Taco said Hemos celebrated his birthday last Monday. Get it. He is making fun of the fact that stories usually get posted a week later and people complain about it. Perhaps though I am reading to much into it.

we should totally start a MySpace group for ponies!! LOLS

(and the mods should turn off the lameness filter for today so we can post in all caps)

Only on Slashdot one gets modded insightful for that. ^_^

Now I have been fired, and sent to Guantanamo Bay for treasonous actions such as mine. I was able to smuggle a Commie 64 here up my ass, though, and my cellmate Junis from Afghanistan has been showing me how to use it to browse the web and get to Slashdot.

And you called yourself a geek? sheesh having to be shown in guantanamo how to connect to the internet with a C64. no wonder you were reguarding slashdot as a shining example of open source ;) Slashdot sums up the whole 'Free as in too lazy to implement Feature N ourselves' software movement.