Jeopardy! Tryout Screenings Go Online 102
KingSkippus writes "According to a CNN article, the television game show Jeopardy! is now offering online contestant screenings in addition to conducting contestant searches in various cities across the country. Potential contestants will still have to pass an interview and an additional test in person to be considered for the pool of 400 contestants each year, but now the next Ken Jennings can apply without leaving the comfort of his or her own chair. The first online screenings begin March 28."
Great... (Score:5, Funny)
'I'll take "The-Rapists" for $200, Alex' (Score:2, Funny)
My sincere apologies... (Score:5, Funny)
Sean Connery: Well, well, well Trebek. Fancy seeing you here. It's been a while.
Alex Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night.
Alex Trebek: Okay Here are the categories for double jeopardy. (Board appears)
They are: POTENT POTABLES, COLORS THAT ARE RED, JAPAN US RELATIONS; I have no idea what that category is doing up there.
Sean Connery: I had relations this morning Trebek, hope we didn't wake you. Your mother's a screamer.
Alex Trebek: For your information my mother's in a nursing home in Alberta, Canada.
Sean Connery: Oh she was nursing it alright.
Re:Great... (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah, but you're supposed to scream the question.
Not the strangest thing I've seen on a game show. (Score:1, Funny)
Hopefully... (Score:5, Funny)
Trebek: "You wagered everything you had and your answer is... CowboyNeal? The hell...?"
Re:My sincere apologies... (Score:4, Funny)
Alex Trebek: That's not the right answer. [ Reynolds buzzes in ] Burt Reynolds.
Burt Reynolds: That's not my name.
Alex Trebek: Okay. Turd Ferguson.
Burt Reynolds: [ laughs ] Yeah, what do ya want?
Alex Trebek: You buzzed in!
Burt Reynolds: No I didn't.
Alex Trebek: Yes you did!
Burt Reynolds: Yeah, well, that's your opinion.
Source [jt.org]
Re:My sincere apologies... (Score:5, Funny)
Connery: "I've got to ask you...about the Penis Mightier."
Trebek: "No, no, no, that's The Pen is Mightier!"
C: "Gussy it up however you want Trebek, what matters is, does it work! Will it really mighty my penis man!"
Nicholas Cage: "wait, wait, wait, you guys are selling penis mightiers?!"
Re:Great... (Score:4, Funny)
What is, screenings are going online, alex.
Your answer wasn't in the form of a question....
Re:Great... (Score:3, Funny)