Solving the Home Library Problem? 579
zgrossbart asks: "My wife and I have about 3,500 books. We can't find anything. All the books are in random order. We want to find a solution for organizing our books. We have a barcode scanner, but I'm not sure the best way to use it. I want a solution that is easy to maintain going forward and makes books easy to find. I also want the data in an open format. I'm think about using MySQL right now, but I'm open to other suggestions. What software do other people use to organize their home libraries?"
Government Solution! (Score:5, Funny)
It has come to our attention that you have a surplus of books stored at your residence.
We have already dispatched firemen to alleviate you of this horrible affliction--fire trucks will be there within the hour. For you see, special-interest groups and other "minorities" objected to books that offended them. As a result, books all began to look the same, as writers tried to avoid offending anybody. This isn't enough, however, and society as a whole decided to simply burn books rather than permit conflicting opinions.
There are other unpleasantries that books cause but there is no need for me to go that far into detail.
As you can see, your search for a digital Dewey decimal system is unneeded. And it is quite peculiar that anyone should have as many books as you do. Do not worry, though, we are a free public service!
Thank you again in your cooperation and trust that our services will be a valuable solution to your growing literary problem.
Sincerely,
Karl Rove [wikipedia.org] Senior Advisor & Chief Political Advisor The Bush Administration
Um... (Score:5, Funny)
Have kids and you won't care anymore about trivia (Score:5, Funny)
Have a couple of kids and you'll find that trivial stuff like this will be the least of your concerns - most of your possessions will be in random places.
"We want to find a solution for organizing our books. I also want the data in an open format. "
Dewey decimal system? Maybe one of you should pick up a degree in library science.
"We have a barcode scanner, but I'm not sure the best way to use it.
Aim the red light (the "la-ser") at the "zebra stripes" and wait until you hear a beep.
"What software do other people use to organize their home libraries?"
Hell, I read books to get a break from computers. I think if I had that many books I'd donate most of them to the local library. I know I don't have time to reread 3,500 books - there's millions more out there I haven't read yet!
Anything else I can help you with today?
Just use the standard system: (Score:5, Funny)
Shelf 2: Thermodynamics Textbooks
With all that steam, you can also use that room as a sauna!
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Nanoscale Woodworking [atributetonuts.com]
Re:BookCrossing (Score:5, Funny)
"If you love somebody, better set them on fire..."
Re:That's exactly what I'm doing! (Score:5, Funny)
The word "sourceforge" in the second sentence makes the third superfluous.
Outsource to your local library (Score:3, Funny)
Then you can easily browse the shelves, use a computerized search search system, or even ask a live person for help. You'll even been able to find books you didn't even own before. All for free!
Re:Why software? (Score:1, Funny)
There's another good reason: I lend out my books a lot...
Who needs books if you can't read?
Re:That's exactly what I'm doing! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:That's exactly what I'm doing! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Closed Source but reliable (Score:5, Funny)
Which end of Maine? Molasses probably isn't much slower in southern Maine than in Massachusetts, where molasses in January has been clocked at 35 MPH [wikipedia.org].
Re:Finding books.. (Score:4, Funny)
There is no problem I can't solve by spending enough of your money.
Re:BookCrossing (Score:5, Funny)
Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
UHF offers some advice (Score:5, Funny)
Library Patron: "Can you tell me where I could find a book on astronomy?"
Conan: "Don't you know
Announcer: "Conan the Librarian..."
Library Patron: "I'm sorry, these books are a little overdue..."
Conan: "RAR!"
**Conan cuts library patron in half with enormous 2-handed sword**
Announcer: "Conan the Librarian
Re:Get off your behind... (Score:3, Funny)
I'd've stopped after "organize your books", but anyway ...
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Slow down cowboy - it's been 12 days, 4 hours, 6 minutes and 4 seconds since your last post.
Re:Closed Source but reliable (Score:4, Funny)
I think I see a problem with your solution...
[badum-ching]
Re:Um... (Score:5, Funny)
You may remember several famous wife's.....like Princese Leia and Marge Simpson.
I'm thinking this post will hurt my karma.....
Fire At Presidential Library (Score:5, Funny)
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.
um (Score:2, Funny)
Seriously though, LoC doesn't work too well if you live in the rest of the world.
Re:BookCrossing (Score:2, Funny)
Unmentioned Important Tips (Score:3, Funny)
Do these people know how to use a computer???
Directions for How to Use a Bar Code Scanner:
Tips/Warnings