New Star Wars TV Series Confirmed 489
merauder writes to tell us BBC News is reporting that the new Star Wars TV series is set to run at least 100 episodes. From the article: "The series will be set between episodes three and four of the film saga. It would cover the 20 years in the life of Luke Skywalker growing up that remains a mystery to most film-goers. McCallum said there would be 'a whole bunch of new characters' and the series would be 'much more dramatic and darker.'"
snark of the day :) (Score:3, Funny)
Mysterious Future (Score:5, Funny)
Ah well, I never watched Star Trek anyway.
Oh noes (Score:5, Funny)
Meesa cries a bit at that ominous remark
only if (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not going to watch it, unless Han shoots a new bounty hunter (first) at the opening of every single episode.
Only that will atone for Lucas's past sins.
The wrong 20 years. (Score:5, Funny)
> It would cover the 20 years in the life of Luke Skywalker growing up that remains a mystery to most film-goers.
Ah, I see - the years when Luke started out as a whiny, snot-nosed kid to, umm...
Well, I guess there's nothing to see here, I'll move along.
I Can't Wait (Score:5, Funny)
Re:snark of the day :) (Score:5, Funny)
Heh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mysterious Future (Score:5, Funny)
As George Lucas climbs into his reproduction ATAT and shouts out the order to charge, "Yousa People Gonna Die! Dangah Ewoks" will be the last words YOU'LL EVER HEAR.
This will come to pass.
60 Second Version (Score:4, Funny)
"But I was going to [location] to pick up some [items]!"
</whine>
ad nauseum
Great idea! (Score:5, Funny)
They should have done this sooner! (Score:3, Funny)
It has a lot to live up to (Score:5, Funny)
later on, it could morph into a "the OC" style show, set in Mos Eisley... "the ME"
Re:snark of the day :) (Score:5, Funny)
It would cover the 20 years in the life of Luke Skywalker growing up that remains a mystery to most film-goers.
Great. At last! 100 episodes of a farm boy fixing vaporators, shopping for power converters, and shooting at womp rats for cheap thrills.
And you just know that every last goddamn character that had anything to do with the ultimate destiny of the Empire will pass through Luke's parcel of desert before the series run is over. I've got ten bucks that says we see Fett before season 1 is over.
Re:Could've picked a better setting (Score:3, Funny)
much more dramatic and darker (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The wrong 20 years. (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory Penny Arcade Strip... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:only if (Score:5, Funny)
Only if by "New" you mean an infant he suspects might one day become a bounty hunter in addition to it being a different infant every week. In fact, I won't watch unless that is the plot for the entire series. They can call it "Star Wars: Han Solo Baby Bounty Hunter Hunter Chronicles".
Lucas "image" (Score:3, Funny)
Uh-oh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The wrong 20 years. (Score:1, Funny)
100 episodes, eh? (Score:4, Funny)
i'd rather see... (Score:2, Funny)
In the second season, they kill George Lucas.
Re:A New Hope (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Could've picked a better setting (Score:4, Funny)
Mark Hamil in a girls' high school uniform?
Re:snark of the day :) (Score:5, Funny)
whoops! (Score:3, Funny)
Biggs & Luke Duke of Hazzard (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A New Hope (Score:5, Funny)
Re:snark of the day :) (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, I knew it jumped the shark from the beginning. There's singing in the theme song. This is Star Trek, THERE IS NO *SINGING* in Star Trek theme songs! (Even if lyrics have been written for it, you don't *SING* them on TV.)
Re:100 episodes... of... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:snark of the day :) (Score:1, Funny)
Product Placement (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Follow Han, not Luke (Score:5, Funny)
You're right, it rocked.
Smallville Tatooine Graffiti County (Score:4, Funny)
Watch Luke drag race his tricked-out Accura Skyhopper in Beggar's Canyon.
Watch Luke not get any at the Lookoff.
Watch Luke pine about the girl he never gets (who looks mysteriously like his sister) while some girl (probably a strong-willed red head) pines about Luke.
Watch Luke avoid disaster after disaster while the mysterious Imperial Governor's son lurks around and insists he and Luke are best friends.
I was going to say that Luke would battle giant carnivorous beavers but I don't think he's going to even get that close to getting any.
Hear that sound? (Score:2, Funny)
Synopsis of the first few episodes. (Score:2, Funny)
1 - Luke helps out on the farm, collecting moisture for the harvest.
2 - Luke helps out on the farm, collecting moisture for the harvest.
3 - Luke helps out on the farm, collecting moisture for the harvest.
4 - Luke helps out on the farm, fixing the family landspeeder.
5 - Treadwell goes on a rampage, and Luke and Owen have to put him down.
Sounds like gallons of fun.
Re:I'm tired of everyone bashing Jar Jar!! (Score:3, Funny)
Drama (Score:5, Funny)
It seems only natural that the adolescent antics of a farm boy would be darker and more dramatic than his subsequent struggle to free the galaxy from the tyrannical grip of his father and an evil wizard.
(I want to drown George Lucas in Rick McCallum's blood.)
-Peter
Re:A New Hope (Score:5, Funny)
From the neck up.
Re:Not just Star Wars - Trek too (Score:2, Funny)
200 quatloos
Mmmm, stirred seeds and mixed metaphors... (Score:5, Funny)
Man, using metaphors is not rocket surgery.
Re:snark of the day :) (Score:2, Funny)
Owen: I want you to clean these droids before supper.
Luke: But I wanted to go the the Toshi station and pick up some power converters.
a brief pause,
SLAP
Owen: If your gonna whine like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like one. Your Father was an obnoxious little bastard too.
People, it's not an action series! (Score:3, Funny)
There won't be any conflict... The series will just be "Little House on the Tatooine Prairie".
Re:snark of the day :) (Score:5, Funny)
- Luke visits the cantina. Hilarity ensues.
- Luke buys drugs from the Jawas. Hilarity ensues.
- Luke goes through puberty. Hilarity ensues.
- Owen and Beru go out of town, Luke has a party. Hilarity ensues.
- Luke finds a lightsaber at Ben's, pretends it a sword. Meaningful life lesson ensues.
- Luke gets a girlfriend. He then wakes from his drug-induced dream.
- Luke and family go to Hoth on vacation. Luke licks cold weather maintenance droid. Hilarity ensues.
- Luke questions his sexuality. Steals Ben's Lightsaber again.
Of course, these are not all of the episodes planned, but they will account for most of the 100 episodes, due to slight retelling of the same story, with the same jokes, over and over again.
Re:It's simple (Score:5, Funny)
"Oh, Ani, hold me! Hold me like you did at the lake on Naboo!"
Indeed.
Re:It's simple (Score:3, Funny)
Re:snark of the day :) (Score:3, Funny)
It'll be The Dukes of Tattooine with a flying General Lee. Boss Jabba Hogg, Uncle Jesse Kenobi...
Re:Could've picked a better setting (Score:2, Funny)
Mark Hamil, uniform... EEP! While he's strutting his stuff like Britney Spears
BAHAHAHAHA!
Re:Worst. Idea. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:snark of the day :) (Score:3, Funny)
Ive seen some scripts for the New ST Series, and the whole series is constructed around the idea that Jar Jar gets stuck in a time bubble. Every episode starts with him arriving on Tatooine, and ends with his death, then the time bubble collapses and hes alive and well and about to die in the next eposode.
One particularly touching script had him run over by a speeder in the opening sequence, with the rest of the episode charting his slow painful progress dragging his broken body across the street to safety, being repeatedly hit and stepped upon by passing traffic. He makes it to the sidewalk, only to be crushed when something falls from the back of a speeder.
I think the series is going to be a great success.