Microsoft To Construct iPod/DS/PSP Killer 318
Karsten writes "According to The Mercury News Microsoft is developing a PSP/DS/GBA/iPod-killer. J. Allard is leading the project." J. Allard is the man behind the Xbox, and from looking at the article it sounds like it's at least a year before this device, if it hits daylight, would be coming.
killers (Score:5, Funny)
killer... (Score:2, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:4, Funny)
Home Depot already have one (Score:5, Funny)
Don't think I want... (Score:4, Funny)
e-sassination device (Score:2, Funny)
Happy (Score:1, Funny)
Think about it...just another platform to port Linux to
Re:killers (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:killers (Score:3, Funny)
Steve Ballmer's going to fucking kill Goog^H^H^H^HiPod^H^H^H^HPSP^H^H^HDS^H^HTHE WHOLE WORLD!!!
Re:hmm... no (Score:5, Funny)
Come on, we're not talking about a tiny hardware company like Apple, or a rowdy upstart like Google. We're talking about Microsoft, a hard working bunch of people who have, through sheer innovation and stringent quality standards, created the technological paradise which most of us live in every day. Show a little respect to the company that gave us marvels such as text editors, web browsers, and beautiful graphical interfaces.
If the Xbox has taught us anything, it's that Microsoft's hardware will be at least as slick as their software, and all of their products share an impressive efficiency in terms of resource usage. The future truly is now, and you're lucky to be alive during these exciting times.
Re:The killers.. (Score:3, Funny)
Somebody told me, that you had a handheld, that looked like a Newton, that I had in february of last year...
I'm sorry, it's early and wouldn't leave my head. Will it be stoning, or am I to be drawn and quartered?
Early Ad Sneak Preview (Score:5, Funny)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3609953966 5548298 [google.com]
Why not just go the whole nine yards? (Score:3, Funny)
Also, they should be sure to implement a fold-out cutting blade, screwdriver, corkscrew, can opener, toothpick and nail file so it can kill swiss army knives as well.
This is the product the global marketplace has been waiting for.
Another one for the Ipod Killer Museum ... (Score:2, Funny)
Move along please, there's always plenty to see in the Ipod Killer Museum. New Exhibits are arriving all the time!
Don't tell me... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:killers (Score:5, Funny)
They did. His name was Clippy.
Re:Might not be 'killers'... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Replace 'Killer' with 'Competitor' please (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Microsofts Linux/OSX/BSD/AIX killer (Score:2, Funny)
Yanno (Score:2, Funny)
Microsoft killed SPAM (Score:3, Funny)
iPod/DS/PSP Killer? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:hmm... no (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:killers (Score:5, Funny)
No need to. On some of my systems, Windows is quite adept at dying all on its own.