Earth Life Possibly Could Reach Titan 237
dylanduck writes "New simulations show that big asteroid impacts on Earth could have sent about 600 million boulders flying into space. About 100 have reached Jupiter's moon Europa - but they landed at 24 miles/sec. 'This must be rather frustrating if you're a bacterium that survived launch from Earth,' says a researcher. But 30 boulders from each impact reach Titan - and they land gently." From the article: "'I thought the Titan result was really surprising - how many would get there and how slowly they'd land,' Treiman told New Scientist. 'The thing I don't know about is if there are any bugs on Earth that would be happy living on Titan.' Titan's surface temperature is a very cold -179C and its chemistry is very different from Earth's."
Its life Jim, but not as we know it. (Score:5, Funny)
They can survive anywhere.
The Bug Speaks. (Score:5, Funny)
On behalf of the League of Sentient One-Celled Organisms, I would like to assure you that it is nowhere near as frustrating as your high-handed, primitive, and anthropomorphic notions of bacterium emotion.
Actually in many of our cultures (and I use that term advisedly), being hurtled through a vacuum and smashing into a rock is considered to be a transcendent spiritual experience, and required as an initiation rite into our shamanic traditions.
Blow that into your Kleenex.
Obvious (Score:4, Funny)
At -179C, the bacteria are gonna need parkas.
Re:Its life Jim, but not as we know it. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:That Would Be A Very Tough Bug (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:One obvious implication (Score:3, Funny)
Yikes, that's one helluva commute.
Maybe that explains why so many modern day humans don't seem to mind driving 2 hours each way to work every day. It's in our genes!
Re:Life on earth? (Score:2, Funny)
Let's give it a name. How about panspermia [wikipedia.org]?
Or, you could just RTFA.
Well... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Airborne bacteria? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Airborne bacteria? (Score:5, Funny)
Unless, of course, time travel is also involved.
Re:Airborne bacteria? (Score:2, Funny)
> bacteria that was orginally the cause of some
> cold/illness of life on another planet?
Sci-fi authors are decades ahead of ya already. Someone wrote a story a long time ago where all life on earth evolved when an alien spacecraft stopped by a barrene, lifeless planet, and let the doglike creature out for...a poop. Bacteria in the p00p took a foothold and started evolving.
Now wouldn't that be something! The ultimate slap in the face to the Bible thumpers. Not only are you evolved from simple organisms, you are essentially a doop00pchugger at heart.
Re:Water Bears (Score:2, Funny)
With radioactive fire coming out of their mouths?
Destroying Tokio and New York?
Anyone?
Hello?
Oh bugger...
Metric system one spoon at a time (Score:2, Funny)
For our next science article we will do the opposite. When we think you are ready -- but only then -- we won't convert anything and you'll be on your own.
Dinosaurs in Space (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That Would Be A Very Tough Bug (Score:1, Funny)
It's life Jim, but not as we know it. (Score:2, Funny)
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Re:Purple Sulphur Bacteria (Score:3, Funny)
Life finds a way (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Panspermia (Score:2, Funny)
Your comment advocates a
(x) theological (x) philosophical ( ) scientifictheory for life. Your theory is not acceptable. Here is why it's useless. (One or more of the following may apply)
( ) It has been proven to be inaccurate(x) It contains unprovable statements
( ) It doesn't propose any additions to knowledge
(x) It is not repeatable
( ) It can not be used to make predictions
(x) It purports to contain sufficient knowledge to live
Specifically, your theory fails to provide answers for
(x) When the universe first came into existence(x) How the universe started
(x) How long will the universe exist
(x) Why life began
( ) Where life began
( ) How life began
( ) When did life begin
( ) How did life start on earth
(x) When did life start on earth
(x) Can extraterrestrial life exist
(x) Does extraterrestrial life exist
( ) What happens when we die
(x) Can we create life
(x) 42.
and the following philosophical objections prevent it from being taken seriously:
(x) The work this theory is based on is hotly contested by its many proponents and your position is not clear.(x) This work is too vague to be useful
(x) This theory fails to acknowledge that the scientific method is constantly explaining acts previously attributed to gods
(x) Predictions made using this theory are usually wrong
(x) People who have supported this theory have also strongly denied theories now accepted as fact
Furthermore, this is what I think about you:
(x) Sorry dude, but you need to look up the definition of 'knowledge'.( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
Re:Its life Jim, but not as we know it. (Score:2, Funny)
It's very cold and its chemistry is very different from Earth's.
Re:One thing - (Score:2, Funny)
like being blasted out into space *lol*
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Re:Stupid question about stuff hitting earth (Score:1, Funny)