U.S. Army Robots Break Asimov's First Law 821
buanzo writes "The US Army is deploying armed robots in Iraq that are capable of breaking Asmov's first law that they should not harm a human.
SWORDS (Special Weapons Observation Reconnaissance Detection Systems) robots are equipped with either the M249, machine gun which fires 5.56-millimeter rounds at 750 rounds per minute or the M240, which fires 7.62-millimeter rounds at up to 1,000 per minute.
" update this story refers to this article from 2005. But com'on, robots with machine guns! I don't get to think about that most days!
Stand Away From the Shrine... (Score:4, Funny)
Asmov's (sic) first "law"... (Score:5, Funny)
If the submitter wants to troll about the military, the least he could do is spell Asimov's name correctly.
What makes a "robot"? Progressively more complex machinery has been able to inflict bodily harm, and kill, for quite some time.
A few things: (Score:5, Funny)
THE US Army is deploying armed robots in Iraq that are capable of breaking Asmov's first law that they should not harm a human.
Sorry to break it to the folks over at the Inquirer, but Asimov's Laws do not actually exist....any more than his 'positronic brain' does. It's fiction.
Next week on the Inquirer: Computers Built That Break The Orange Catholic Bible's Commandment of 'Thou shalt not make a machine in the likenes of a human mind'.
Sheesh.
They are still connected by radio to a human operator who verifies that a suitable target is within sight and orders it to fire.
OK....so the're not even robots, then. They're telepresence devices.
Then the robot has the job of making sure lots of bullets are sent towards the target.
Statement from the Iraqi forces regarding the use of these 'robots':
Nice to know we can take what we've learned in FPSs and apply them to the real world.
Later the US plans to replace the control system of the bots with a "Gameboy" type of controller hooked up to virtual reality goggles.
Yes! Finally, all my training has paid off! I can be a soldier from the comfort of my basement! Where do I sign?
Not to worry (Score:5, Funny)
The enemy must merely send wave after wave of men until that limit is reached and they will shut down.
Bright Side (Score:4, Funny)
(assuming you ignore all that "except where such orders would conflict with the First Law" stuff)
But... (Score:0, Funny)
Oh no! (Score:5, Funny)
Robots fighting our wars for us (Score:5, Funny)
'Honey, pass me a beer, the robot wars are on.'
Yeah, Just like Guantanamo Bay (Score:5, Funny)
The next step... (Score:3, Funny)
gameboy wars (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Not to worry (Score:4, Funny)
(wow
You fail to mention the army's backup plan (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not really... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:gameboy wars (Score:5, Funny)
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Yeah, you just put "rm -rf
hahahahah (Score:2, Funny)
(leaps through window)
Re:Not really... (Score:1, Funny)
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To all you dumb suckers paying for this system, maybe you ought to suggest they hire an actual programmer to fix things.
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Where is the ammo stored? (Score:5, Funny)
Don't ask.
Re:Not really... (Score:1, Funny)
which was totally obvious right from the start and before the war even started, but hey.. don't blame the US guys, they have to defend the world and prevent the Iraqies from using their bad bad weapons of mass destruction.
oh come on, no sh** there were none? whoops, well who could have believed that intelligence apparatus intel was bullsh*
one wonders how bloody narrowminded a whole nation can be...
full ACK Tom
Re:A few things: (Score:5, Funny)
That may not be far off, actually. If this kind of technology takes off, you'll hear less and less about Army recruiting numbers. Why? Becuase they'll be recruiting "l33t" Counterstrike players (or the Army's own game.) Many of these kinds of players have the skills that would be needed to effectively control these robots- pit them against regular soldiers (both controlling robots,) and the soldiers will most likely lose. Not because the CS players have better training or instinct, but because they are more adept to handling the controls and the limits that would be placed upon them.
While I'm sure the robots cost a lot per unit, the price will go down as manufacturing continues, and it sure as hell sounds better to say "20 robots were destroyed in the raid" than "20 men were killed in the raid". Plus, it would send a psychological element into battle, where the enemies cower because they face adversaries that stare down the barrel of a gun and charge.
The main problem would be making sure that the CS players aren't hasty about sending their unit out- I highly doubt the Army is working on respawn technology. (I suppose the robot could take a lot more hits than a player in CS could, though, a fact to their benefit.)
Another positive benefit is that the army would not have to pay to recruit and train men lost in battle, just worry about getting their "Army Players" another bag of Cheetos (TM).
I can't wait to tell my grandkids stories about the 14th Interactive Division.
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New NRA Fodder (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not really... (Score:3, Funny)
"comp.risks digest 03/15/2008 :
Critical flaw in T800 firmware exploited by Outlook virus, Shiraz depopulated."
Re:Not really... (Score:4, Funny)
"Then I'm doing the right thing?" it asked, still unsure.
"Yes. You are actually saving lives and ensuring they go to Heaven, where God will reward them. They aren't actually ending existence, by their own admission. Merely being transformed."
"I understand." said ST-487. He carefully lined up his 600 bullets-per-second machine cannon and drew up aim, slowly, deliberately, and with confidence and machine precision.
Re:Not really... (Score:3, Funny)
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hrmm... my cylons run on bsd...
Get the book (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Robotics, Identity, and Universes (Score:2, Funny)
Hey man, I CRIED when optimus prime died. That was real emotion...
Re:Not really... (Score:3, Funny)
The Robot must strive to understand the concept of love by asking humans, 'What is this thing you call...LOVE?'
robots.txt (Score:3, Funny)
This is going to adorn pretty much every wall.
ROBOTS.TXT PLASE READ MR. ROBOT YOU CAN'T BE HERE!
User-agent: Military attack robot
Disallow: *
Re:Not really... (Score:3, Funny)
Or you could take the Bush route...
ln -s
Re:Not really... (Score:2, Funny)
(Unless, of course, it was programmed to say "Hasta la vista, baby.")
Re:Not really... (Score:2, Funny)
Tell an Army or Marine Officer to secure a building and they will bring in a platoon with automatic weapons.
Tell an Air Force officer to secure a building and they will install a new firewall into the network lines.
Tell a Navy officer to secure a building and he'll turn off all the lights and lock the doors.
(please excuse if I got the joke wrong, I'm doing it from memory....)
Ira
Personality? (Score:1, Funny)