Cubicles a Giant Mistake 374
J to the D writes "Apparently even the designer of the cubicle believes now that they are a bad idea." From the article: "After years of prototyping and studying how people work, and vowing to improve on the open-bullpen office that dominated much of the 20th century, Propst designed a system he thought would increase productivity (hence the name Action Office). The young designer, who also worked on projects as varied as heart pumps and tree harvesters, theorized that productivity would rise if people could see more of their work spread out in front of them, not just stacked in an in-box."
Cubicles a Giant Mistake (Score:0, Funny)
Hahahahahah.
[Vizzini falls over dead]
Stuff that Matters... (Score:5, Funny)
Now wait just a minute... (Score:5, Funny)
Cubicles are Cubs Fans ... (Score:5, Funny)
In other words ... (Score:1, Funny)
Considering his track record, HE should be put in a box.
cubicles are great for raising livestock (Score:5, Funny)
I agree completely! (Score:5, Funny)
Easy fix... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't have that problem... (Score:5, Funny)
What if your work is in front of you, behind you, on both sides of you, and even hanging above you like a 100-ton anvil? Some cubicles are death traps waiting to happen. Especially if you got a Star Trek nut in a cube.
Of course they are a bad idea! (Score:5, Funny)
It bothers me even when I actually doing work.
And here comes someone now.....
Re:In other words ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What the dead believe (Score:5, Funny)
he's been dead for several years.
You heard it here first: even brain-eating zombies hate cubicles.
You should know the sordid history of this design (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Stuff that Matters... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Windows (Score:3, Funny)
whoosh!!!!
Re:Not quite true (Score:5, Funny)
"Counselor, see me in my quarte--
Re:Can we kill the paging system as well? (Score:3, Funny)
Especially since, if you just wait a little while, the lights on that jeep will magically go off! It's a self-correcting problem!
Re:"Now" believes it was a mistake? (Score:5, Funny)
Though I'm not sure exactly how he got the message out to us...
Re:Bullpens are bullshit (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know how my cubemates could stand it.
I don't see how this could be (Score:4, Funny)
Re:From the perspective of a new cube monkey... (Score:2, Funny)
everything i need is right here. shure it is a little noisy and cold.. but who cares.. no one really bothers me
Re:Windows (Score:5, Funny)
In fact, nearly everybody here has a window, because the building used to be a window factory, so the previous company used their own product nearly everywhere in the construction. If it was to showcase them or to cut down on the cost of drywall, I'm not sure.
Of course most of them look out onto stairwells or warehouse shelves, but at least they are windows:)
Re:Just Another Tool (Score:5, Funny)
Even in a typical private office, however, there are still distractions. The telephone ringing or your neighbor speaking too loud or any of a million other things can be disturbing.
A good compromise is to provide flexible space, cubicles for handling the normal day-to-day stuff, team rooms for collaborative work, and small private spaces with no distractions for deep solo concentration.
Actually, lots of companies provide the third. The room is generally tiled and has a row of tiny offices equipped with porceline chairs.
Les Nessman (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Windows (Score:5, Funny)
This is Slashdot. I recommend that they get Linuxes instead.
Re:Windows (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I agree completely! (Score:4, Funny)
For the love of God, pipe down! I'm tryina take a crap over here..
Fun with cubicles (Score:5, Funny)
I did something similar to keep my chatty neighbor from driving me nuts. I started by putting up a huge whiteboard so it stuck an extra foot above the cube wall. Then he couldn't Kilroy over the wall and chat. Then I put two extra desktop machines at the end of my desk to keep him from sitting on my desk to chat. As bonuses, it blocked the view a bit more and the extra white noise drowned him out. Then I had to put an old monitor and desktop on the floor behind my chair so there was nowhere left to stand in my cube to chat. My cube looks like something from Sanford-n-Son, but it keeps people away.
Re:I agree completely! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just Another Tool (Score:5, Funny)
True. To coin the grandparent poster, I often experience "the flow" when in these private sanctuaries.
Re:Windows (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Just Another Tool (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Just Another Tool (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Stuff that Matters... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just Another Tool (Score:1, Funny)
Only on days I don't show up to the office until around 10:30-10:45. So, yes, lots. Sometimes that half hour passes verrrrry slowly, though.
Coffee flow (Score:3, Funny)
You must be on crack to believe that. Anyone who works in a job that requires any kind of concentration (software development being the most obvious example) will, given the opportunity, enter a state of "flow" where they are wholly committed to the work they're doing.
I certainly enter a state of "flow" when I've had too much coffee during the day, but I'm not sure it's the kind which actually enhanced productivity.
Re:Just Another Tool (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Forget cubicles, go for telecommuting (Score:2, Funny)
It's because most middle-level managers get paid on the basis of how many employees they have under them. In order to increase their salary, they prefer to have lots and lots of inefficient and unproductive employees rather than only a few efficient and productive ones.
It's called 'empire building'.
Dilbert comic (Score:2, Funny)
I can't find the original comic, but I have it printed out and stuck up on my cubical wall.