New Asteroid Becomes Earth's Biggest Threat 232
inexion wrote to mention a story on PhysOrg stating that we're all doomed. "A space rock capable of sub-continent scale devastation has about a one in 1,000 risk of colliding with Earth early next century, the highest of any known asteroid, watchers said on Thursday. The rock, 2004 VD17, is about 500 metres (yards) long and has a mass of nearly a billion tonnes, which -- if it were to impact -- would deliver 10,000 megatonnes of energy, equivalent to all the world's nuclear weapons. Spotted on November 27 2004, VD 17 was swiftly identified as rock that potentially crossed Earth's orbit, with a 1 in 3,000 risk of collision on May 4 2102."
So what do we do about this? (Score:2, Funny)
I don't know much about the science of this but I have always been very interested in what we would do about this. I saw on the Discovery channel a long time ago that we could do something like shooting a laser at it to try and break it apart as well as some solar sails. They also mentioned placing some rockets on an astroid and moving it.
Now I'll be dead by the time this thing gets close enough. Should we just assume we'll have better technology then and fire some photon torpedos at it?
Oh No!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Oh no!! Earth is going to be destroyed by VD!! Blame the damn liberals!!
Re:500 Meters = 500 Yards?? (Score:5, Funny)
"NASA Scientists reveal same computer used for ill-fated Mars Orbiter now used to compute asteroid orbits. Announces probability of collision with Earth to be 'like, maybe, we dunno. Kilometers, miles, who the hell understands all this metric crap anyway ? Please just increase our budget and we'll stop trying to scare you !"
HURRY! (Score:3, Funny)
FSP! (Score:2, Funny)
How is this a "new" asteriod? (Score:3, Funny)
Anyway, it says the impact wouldn't happen till 2102. I plan to be quite dead by that date from normal causes so it's not my problem:P
May I be the first to wish everyone... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Numbers And Pictures (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Government defines 15 months as "swift"? (Score:3, Funny)
where will it land? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A clever plot (Score:2, Funny)
But they may need training in dodging lasers first. Some of those sharks have frickin' lasers on their foreheads, and may be ill-tempered.
Re:Proposal (Score:3, Funny)
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