Microsoft Confirms 6 Versions of Vista 524
Darthmalt writes "The BBC has a story confirming that there will be 6 versions of Vista. They are
Vista Business, Vista Enterprise, Vista Home Basic, Vista Home Premium, Vista Ultimate, Vista Starter. Also included are some of the differences between each version."
I'm getting Vista Home Basic (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Server Platform (Score:1, Funny)
Behind Door Number 6 (Score:3, Funny)
Namely the emerging market of people frustrated with the other five versions...
Microsoft will not fragment like linux (Score:5, Funny)
going to fragment in the way linux does. It's a huge problem. You write an
app for linux and you can never tell what their system is going to be like.
They could be on redhat, or ubuntu, or any of the popular distros.
With windows, it's nice and clear. Either they are in 2000. Or XP (Home or
Business). Or Vista. That is Vista home. Or home premium. Or business.
Or richer business edition.
Think I'm going to buy a mac.
Phil
Re:Okay (Score:4, Funny)
We're sorry, that version won't be available until March of 2010^H^HJune of 2012^H^HDecember of 2015.
"If you don't know where you want to go, we'll make sure you get taken."
Days Since IE Crash (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Microsoft will not fragment like linux (Score:4, Funny)
Mac PPC, or Mac Intel? ;-)
Re:Server Platform (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Server Platform (Score:5, Funny)
Notable Windows Vista features:
- WinFS (oops, nope, scratch that!)
- the bash-like shell Monad (oops, nope, scratch that!)
Let's try again!
Notable Windows Vista features:
- DRM to deny your Fair Use rights as provisioned by Copyright Law and The Constitution of The united States of America
- shiny new Aero skin (Oops, don't have an Nvidia 6x00 and Pentium 4 2.8 or higher? Still stuck with an ATI Radeon? Scratch this one!)
- Red Screen Of Death for the Really, Really Bad Errors