I have a wifi router under my couch, hope my nuts are OK!

...while talking on his portable phone and listening to the radio.

When I graduated from the University of Tinfoilhats, Ottawa campus, in 2001 with my degree in Paranoia Studies, I thought my hallowed school would never make the mainstream media. And, more importantly, that I wouldn't know if it was, because paying attention to the mainstream media allows the brain worms to eat your thoughts.

That's how Darwin keeps the human race around.

the human race :(

Ban Girls! They're too distracting. Like this one, she's

The very same university that banned masturbation because of concerns over loss of sight.

wow, I hope you're not Canadian. I think proposing to ban alcohol is considered treason there.

What is he, crazy?

Hasn't he ever heard of magnetic therapy? [magnetsandhealth.com]

... I get a terrible headache that lasts for hours if I talk even 30 seconds on a cell phone.

And would this be when your mom calls to ask you what you plan to do with your life?

the university President sees a possible link between electric and magnetic fields

No shit, Maxwell!

I don't remember seeing that.

Jeez, I wish people who have no earthly clue what they're talking about would refrain from posting.

Can we still moderate?

You keep your nuts under the couch? How odd.

Why not post the university in the summary? like say "Lakehead, A Canadian University".

Yeah, you're right! Lakehead is in Orilla. How the hell can they have a study on electro-magnetic waves when they don't even have electricity there yet.

Next up... cameras: devil's magic or soul stealers?

The very same university that banned masturbation because of concerns over loss of sight.

Everybody keeps saying that, but *bumps into table* do they bring proof *spills coffee* of this myth? *smashes toe into doorstep* Nope, not a bit! Now where are my glasses?

If we are to ban everything that is "possibly" dangerous, then we need to ban everything. Literally.

Are you making a suggestion?

Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
[Lisa looks frustrated, then shruggs and takes his money]

Funny - I have one 3 feet from my head on my desk and one under my couch as well. I think I'm at risk of becoming a redneck... I personally have 2 of mine turned on right now, as hidden as I can. Unfortunately, I'm surrounded by idiots: (You'd figure they would change the channel like I have...)

Scan Lists
SSID MAC Channel Rssi noise beacon cap dtim rates
linksys 00:13:10:9F:81:1D 6 -83 -96 100 1025 0 12(g)
Milky Way 00:14:BF:C4:4F:34 6 -86 -96 100 1041 0 12(g)
default 00:13:46:86:73:1E 6 -87 -96 100 1057 0 12(g)
home_444 00:14:BF:E4:14:1D 6 -93 -96 100 1025 0 12(g)
bka 00:0C:41:DE:9F:F8 6 -88 -96 100 1025 0 12(g)

That's obviously not counting both of mine and the few others I know are hidden around here as well. Ah... Stairwell life...

someone please explain whether the above is meaningful or whether he just made that crap up. I can't tell the difference and my brain is starting to hurt after looking at it and I'm worried it's because of the earth's magnetic field. help!

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's made up drivel. I appreciate that not everyone has a degree-level education in physics, but that's what google and wikipedia are for...

Then what IS the frequency, Kenneth?

"If he's worried about electromagnetic waves he should[...]"

...have the campus moved off-planet, since Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field.

student: Did you know the brain emits an electric field?
Fred Gilbert: WHAT? WE NEED TO START BANNING BRAINS

Clearly,

All he needs to do is issue or orer students to wear tonfoil hats.

So simple.

Especially when you've got your ex-wife on the phone...

he's prob married.

They probably see WiFi as a hassle and somehow subversive or threatening. If they want to ban it then spurious health grounds are as good an excuse as any.

I can just see their board of trustees or whatever sitting in a room filled with clouds of cigar smoke, large glasses of whisky in hand, the remains of a seven course meal scattered around the table. "We must ban this WiFi thing, whatever that is. It's a danger to people's health. And could someone please carry me to the car?"

Ame

Well, technically he keeps them in his wife's purse, but she keeps her purse under the couch.

In other news, a Canadian University has banned music, idleness, and electricity. "All embellishments to life are the work of the devil. Good living comes through hard work in the fields, and beatings for impure thoughs. Plus, a little yellow fever never hurt anyone too bad." said a school recruitment official.

ElectoMagnetic Equipment Restrictive Administrators Literally Do Not Understand The Science

Nothing beats a nice faraday cage hat for keeping nasty EM waves from toasting your brain. Maybe the school could offer free tin foil hats [wikipedia.org] to each student This guy has nice instructions [stopabductions.com] for building your own. Just slap the school logo on the front and, hell, why not a propeller on the top.

Um, since the SAR level is measured in Watts/Kg... how is it relevant? I highly doubt any of those "Top 10" models have anywhere near 1kg of mass. Which means, they don't output anywhere near the wattage you are lead to believe they do.

And here I thought the Trinity was drinking, drugs, and premarital sex.

There's a MUCH more serious threat. We know that as the frequency of this electro-magentism goes up so does the threat. Now, 2.4 GHz is pretty high frequency. However, we're constantly bathed in radiation that has SUCH a high frequency we don't even use the same units to measure it! At MUCH higher energies than mere wifi! Why, you probably have an emitter right above your head, right now!

It's common practice for parents to put a source of this dangerous energy in their children's bedrooms so that they can continue to be bathed in it even while they sleep, when the main sources (both natural and artificial) are normally blocked or turned off.

Unlike radio waves, we've even evolved senses to detect and warn us about this dangerous energy, yet the majority of the population continues to insist on being subjected to high levels of it for at least two thirds of each day!