Greenland Glaciers Melting Much Faster 460
grqb writes "NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory says that satellite observations indicate that Greenland's glaciers have been dumping ice into the Atlantic Ocean at a rate that's doubled over the past five years. Greenland Ice Sheet's annual loss has risen from 21.6 cubic miles in 1996 to 36 cubic miles in 2005 and it now contributes about 0.5 millimeters out of 3 millimeters to global sea level increases. One theory as to why this is happening is that the meltwater, caused by increasing temperatures in Greenland, serves as a lubricant for the moving ice, hastening its push to the sea. Another study has estimated that the warming rate in Greenland was 2.2 times faster than the global norm -- which is in line with U.N. climate models."
its not global warming (Score:2, Funny)
Sue Greenland! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sue Greenland! (Score:2, Funny)
The White House has requested your resume and interview schedule from you.
Invade them! (Score:5, Funny)
Welcome! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Sue Greenland! (Score:2, Funny)
If they don't give in, we will just blow their icy country into pieces! Without ice, how can they dump ice into the ocean?
Would someone think of the shivering baby seals?
Re:Yes they will melt and sea levels will rise. (Score:2, Funny)
Now Denmark got a two front war (Score:2, Funny)
Step 1, Kick Denmark out of NATO.
Step 2, Bomb their shitty country back to the stone age.
Step 3, See if the ice is still melting on Greenland.
Step 4, Ask the world community to join in since it's going shit creek.
Step 5, ???
Step 6, Drill for more oil in Alaska.
Re:Put it in perspective (Score:3, Funny)
and you respond
I know you can't be expected to read the article, but not even the post? I believe this marks a new low for slashdot.
I propose... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:its not global warming (Score:3, Funny)
thank you for thoughts
whats the problem? (Score:3, Funny)
Fresh water is lighter than sea water.
Hence, all that is needed is a BIG plastic pipe to move all the fresh water south to irrigate the deserts of North Africa (it's downhill all the way
Re:woo (Score:2, Funny)
Re:There will be plenty of posts talking about... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In other news... (Score:4, Funny)
"People curious about computers start running Linux. They start writing kernel modules, device drivers, GNU software. They start creating little Lego Mindstorms projects. Eventually, they start overclocking. The effects of overclocking on global warming are rather like the effects of cow methane: if a single cow in Iowa rips one, no matter how bad it smells, it probably won't contribute much to global warming. However, if all the cows on the planet simultaneously fart, we have a problem. In other words, Linux is responsible for global warming. The Film Actor's Guild (F.A.G.) was unavailable for comment at press time, but it is well-documented that Alec Baldwin endorses Linux and encourages members of FAG to use the popular operating system: 'All FAGs should run Linux', he is quoted as saying."
(Sorry, just having a bit of fun.
Re:its not global warming (Score:2, Funny)
Environmental Terrorism! (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1516&cat id=9 [unconfirmedsources.com]
Bruce
Not All Glaciers Melting (Good News From Oregon!) (Score:3, Funny)
Are you worried that melting glaciers may raise ocean levels, inundating coastlines and triggering massive damage?
Fear Not! NASA scientists have discovered a glacier that is not only not melting, but actually growing! [nasa.gov]
It is, of course, the glaciation on Mt. St. Helens. It had been blown away a few years ago, but it is now growing back!!!
So Panic Not! All we need to do is detonate a few thousand volcanos in Greenland, Siberia and Antarctica: problem solved!
In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sue Greenland! (Score:3, Funny)
"According to the sagas it was actually Eric the Red who called this country Greenland [greenland-guide.gl]. After he had lived for three years in this region he returned to Iceland, and wanted to convince his fellow countrymen of the fine opportunities for starting a new life here in this 'Green Land'."