PTO Requests Working Model of Warp Drive 277
aborchers writes "According to Patently-O: Patent Law Blog, the PTO has requested a working model of a Warp Drive for which a patent was recently applied. From the article, "Among other rejections, the Examiner has asserted a rejection under 35 U.S.C. 101 for lack of utility -- finding that the invention is inoperable." At least one examiner is paying attention!"
Wont they be suprised... (Score:5, Funny)
About darn time they paid attention. (Score:5, Funny)
I have a working model. (Score:5, Funny)
An example of a good patent (Score:3, Funny)
My rights online (Score:4, Funny)
Re:j public requests release from corepirate nazis (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wont they be suprised... (Score:5, Funny)
Then I wouldn't be surprised if the inventor begins with "Greetings, hoomans!"
So this is how he makes his $$$ (Score:5, Funny)
Legal Action (Score:5, Funny)
Hello Earthlings,
I'd like to inform you, that ony of my many clients has in posession the MWOCPT titles to all kinds of warp drives. I think that if you where to see the patent, you'd understand we've got everything covered. Obviously, you (Earth) haven't developed gravity control yet... so, because of evolutionary "process" clauses in the Federation, we can't show you the patent. Besides... it's a 18.65TB PDF.
It's quite obvious that all your human efforts will fail, until you attaint a little bit of element 115. I'll leave you with that. Just so you know, the Orion Confederation doesn't take lightly to violations of Intellectual Property.
Thank you very much for your attention, and I hope this doesn't repeat itself,
-Stitch
Presently @ MilkyWay.Sol.3 (aka, Planet Earth)
BTW: If you want to survive the next galactical gravity fabric quake, we suggest you hurry up your nanotechnology advances...
Re:I have a working model. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:About darn time they paid attention. (Score:2, Funny)
MacGyver built his already on episode 842, out of monkey blood and a half sprig of mint!
Proposal (Score:5, Funny)
Add your punchline here. (Score:2, Funny)
1. It should be no problem building a working prototype of this thing -- once they find a supply of dilithium crystals.
2. Cap'n, she canna work in her current condition. Impulse is the best I can give ya!
3. ?time warp engines these mean you do What
Take it away ...
Solution (Score:5, Funny)
I like the part in the technical example (Score:5, Funny)
I bet that (Score:5, Funny)
Even if presented with a working model... (Score:2, Funny)
-- Scott
Re:Wont they be suprised... (Score:2, Funny)
or if the PTO dusts off some shelf and discovers this patent was actually granted to Worsley and Twist back in 1836 as well.
Re:About darn time they paid attention. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Legal Action (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I have a working model. (Score:2, Funny)
I believe you meant to say "I HAD a working model...". Because if you HAVE a working model it can't be stranded in a different galaxy, but the one you had, before it became stranded......
Re:Proposal (Score:4, Funny)
Whoaaaa (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Too bad... (Score:3, Funny)
Inside the working models of radiation shielding.
Re:j public requests release from corepirate nazis (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Actually let them patent it now (Score:2, Funny)
Re:About darn time they paid attention. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dumb question (Score:4, Funny)
Well, I was thinking this guy's warp drive, for one.
Re:I like the part in the technical example (Score:4, Funny)
The only thing that could possibly power it is
Re:Add your punchline here. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Proposal - THIS IS A FAKE!!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
"Dear Friend, I am Mr Andrew Peter Worsley and I have an important business proposition for you. [...]"
THIS IS AN OBVIOUS FAKE!!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS, THAT ANY SERIOUS BUSINESS PROPOSAL WOULD BE IN CAPITAL LETTERS (and if weren't for that darn Slashdot-"Lameness-Filter" this joke could actually have worked the way I intended it),
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR. CLEMENT OKON
(CURRENTLY USING THE SLASHDOT ACCOUNT OF MY GOOD FRIEND ATROCIOUS COWPAT)
Re:I like the part in the technical example (Score:3, Funny)
Dupes (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wont they be suprised... (Score:2, Funny)