Scientific Brain Linked to Autism 524
squoozer writes "The BBC is reporting that a leading scientist in area of Developmental Psychopathology, Professor Simon Baron-Cohen, is indicating that there is good chance that there is a scientific basis to the observed phenomenon that children with highly analytical parents are more likely to be autistic. He believes the genes which make someone analytical may also impair their social and communication skills. A weakness in these areas is the key characteristic of autism."
pwn3d (Score:4, Funny)
Genetics thrives on diversity and buckles under similarities; look at incestuous offspring and you'll see that diversity is the core requirement for better results.
Most of the geekiest people here at Slashdot lack the necessary tools to hold a decent conversation; if two slashdotters marry and produce offspring, the result would be dangerous to society!
Successful geeks have really hot wives (with possibly no intellect whatsoever) -- so perhaps science accounts for success and rewards success and punishes failure?
The point being -- if you have a really smart wife, you must be stupid or unsuccessful because that woman will own your ass.
Finally! (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sorry ma'am... (Score:5, Funny)
I analyzed the article (Score:5, Funny)
Fascinating fact (Score:5, Funny)
Autism (Score:3, Funny)
Rimshot
hmm... (Score:3, Funny)
and why is the code today "impotent"? meh...
Re:Fascinating fact (Score:1, Funny)
Full Dilbert Quote: (Score:3, Funny)
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has the knack.
Dilmom: The knack?
Doctor: It's a rare condition characterized by an extreme intuition about all things mechanical and electrical...and utter social ineptitude.
Dilmom (worried): Can he lead a normal life?
Doctor: No. He'll be an engineer.
Dilmom (crying): Oh No!
Doctor: there there...don't blame yourself.
Dilmom: Will it go away over time?
Doctor: It might but I pray it doesn't. If an engineer loses the knack the results can be devastating.
Re:pwn3d (Score:4, Funny)
Such an event would probably cause a rift in space time, either that or result in really ugly kids.
Stop the presses! (Score:5, Funny)
I'm still trying to figure out what people mean by 'social skills' here.
Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you our new Slashdot motto.
Pertinent question (Score:5, Funny)
Autism - is it good, or is it whack?
Re:pwn3d (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously.
I was mostly joking around, but on another note -- crack comes in flavours now???
Re:pwn3d (Score:3, Funny)
Dumb Spouses (Score:5, Funny)
Re:pwn3d (Score:5, Funny)
This effect is now known as Slashdautism.
Re:Evolution (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Kim Peek & NASA (Score:5, Funny)
-Stephen
Obviously (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Evolution (Score:2, Funny)
That is what communism is good for, the government needs to force the beutiful women to breed with the smart men.
Well I am autistic (Score:1, Funny)
Re:pwn3d (Score:3, Funny)
Not always a problem... (Score:4, Funny)
Basically, if something isn't said, it doesn't exist to them. That is a crippling disadvantage in social situations.
It's not always a problem. I have been in several situations with my wife where another female - e.g. a waitress, a cashier, a friend's sister - flirted with me and I had zero clue re: the flirtation. My better half explained it to me later (with some amusement). Had I recognized what was happening I could have been rather uncomfortable, but since everything went right over my head I was as happy as a happy thing. Sometimes (ignorance == bliss).
For you single
Darwin vindicated! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Evolution (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Evolution (Score:2, Funny)
Re:pwn3d (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Evolution (Score:2, Funny)
Re:pwn3d (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Evolution (Score:3, Funny)
Great advise! What do you think we've been trying to do for *years*?!?
Re:Evolution (Score:5, Funny)
Use phrases more like "Pardon me, female, will you marry me?"
Re:Social skills are overrated (Score:1, Funny)
Usually, the people who disagree with me the most strongly are people who are quite stupid, have no genuinely productive capabilities, but talk well. Go figure.
republicans?