Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper 247
0110011001110101 writes "A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be aimed at the feed dependent of us out there. The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again! Heres a close-up image of this new gadget."
What a shitty idea (Score:5, Funny)
Forget RSS feeds. (Score:5, Funny)
People won't want this (Score:1, Funny)
CICO (Score:5, Funny)
Crap In, Crap Out.
Soko
RSS on toilet paper? (Score:5, Funny)
"No shit?"
Afraid of link. (Score:5, Funny)
This is going too far (Score:5, Funny)
Guilt. (Score:2, Funny)
Oh the potential... (Score:5, Funny)
GIMP toilet paper (Score:5, Funny)
Finally a reason to subscribe to.... (Score:5, Funny)
what is (Score:4, Funny)
Re:FAKE! (Score:4, Funny)
Slashdot takes one step closer to becoming The Onion...
Finally... (Score:5, Funny)
Remove dupes by tearing out a square (or more)!
Re:FAKE! (Score:3, Funny)
The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints
I wonder what prints they're talking about...
Commas (or unintentional lack thereof) are a wonderful thing.
RSS (Score:2, Funny)
I guess... (Score:3, Funny)
I have to chase the article down the toilet with the server, the printer, and the RSS feed!
Yuck!
Any mirrors?
Re:The Island (Score:5, Funny)
Well, it means you've just slashdotted your toilet.
Re:Serious question (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Forget RSS feeds. (Score:4, Funny)
Bill O (Score:4, Funny)
It has the bonus effect of being a puff of hot air to dry your bottom.
I AM CORNHOLIO!! (Score:5, Funny)
For my bunghole.
Bringing new meaning to the question... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Afraid of link. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:FAKE! (Score:4, Funny)
Woo-hoo ... oh, you meant that as a bad thing. Sorry.
Re:RSS on toilet paper? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Island (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now:
*In a bar, about to leave*
"Hey lady, could I get a quick blow in my car?"
Re:The Island (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmmm ..... (Score:4, Funny)
Printing out custom-made TP while I'm in the head seems to be well and firmly entrenched into the "why ever for?" categry for me.
Re:The Island (Score:2, Funny)
Actually I heard these type of devices require you blow in them at intervals not just to start the car.
ob. Simpson Quote (Score:3, Funny)
What's the point? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I AM CORNHOLIO!! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The Island (Score:2, Funny)
Riiiight....a "friend", nudge-nudge, wink-wink,saynomore-saynomore
Re:RSS on toilet paper? (Score:2, Funny)
In this case, it would be called potcasting.
McFly! Read my toilet paper! (Score:3, Funny)
Fired
It's about time! (Score:3, Funny)
Scott McClellan, get ready to kiss this ass!
Re:The Island (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Island (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot - "News for Turds, stuff that splatters" (Score:4, Funny)
Where the 'bloid meets the 'roid
My sincere apologies, I cannot help myself.