Copy Machines At Greater Risk During Holidays 177
Ant writes "CNET News.com reports that photocopier supplier Canon is warning customers to take better care of their office equipment during the Christmas period. It claims that the festive season traditionally leads to a 25 percent hike in service calls due to incidents such as the classic backside copying prank.
Such a stunt, a mainstay of the office party, often results in cracked glass on the copier, with 32 percent of Canon technicians claiming to have been called out to fix glass plates during the Christmas period after attempts to copy body parts went wrong..."
I don't believe it..... (Score:4, Funny)
Xeroxing you ass is nothing.. (Score:5, Funny)
who wants a copy of some dude's hairy ass? (Score:5, Funny)
This year's Christmas party is gonna ROCK!
Simple Solution (Score:5, Funny)
Ouch! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I don't believe it..... (Score:4, Funny)
Thankfully it was just an interactive article map.
Re:I don't believe it..... (Score:3, Funny)
Why geeks don't reproduce (Score:4, Funny)
The idea of having sex either doesn't come to mind, or the prospect is so daunting, geeks resort to other means to attempt reproducing.
Re:Question (Score:5, Funny)
Season's greetings and shit.
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
That's one big body part.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:copying body parts (Score:3, Funny)
Inclined copy machines (Score:3, Funny)
Okay ... (Score:4, Funny)
Gee.... (Score:3, Funny)
Canon, why don't you invent a plastic substitute for people to use during the holidays?? Of course it would have to be anti-bacterial plastic, but surely if you can make a digital camera with a zillion complicated parts you could make something simple like this??
Call it the Christmas bum-shield. Normally I would charge heavily for advice leading to this kind of business opportunity,
Re:Simple Solution (Score:3, Funny)
Your lucky to have access to so many A1 copiers
Re:Xeroxing you ass is nothing.. (Score:2, Funny)
Becareful with regular copiers this holiday season (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Xeroxing you ass is nothing.. (Score:1, Funny)
Confusius say (Score:2, Funny)
"ommmmmmmm"
Re:Inclined copy machines (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone done this in real life? (Score:5, Funny)
STUCK
IN PRINTER
I loved the image so much, I put a sign that said the above on the printer in our helpdesk. Never seen so much coffee spirted out of peoples mouths in ages
Re:Okay ... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Inclined copy machines (Score:4, Funny)
Not off the top of my head, but it should be easy to find in any decent engineer's handbook.
Re:A painful copier accident... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Simple Solution (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Checklist... (Score:4, Funny)
Now maybe you'll think before sitting oon the photocopier and having to call in some poor technician who wants to enjoy Christmas with his family...
But thanks to our good friend alchohol, it'll probably go more like "I probably shouldn't... oh, fuck the technician, this is too awesome to pass up!"
Assjet (Score:3, Funny)
Some years ago Saturday Night Live did a skit with sponsorship from Xerox of the new Assjet Copier, with a specially moulded platten deisgned to take the weight and to 'lift and seperate' for a perfect ass shot every time... We show it to new starts as a psuedo induction training video. :)
Goatse.cx (Score:1, Funny)
We know.
Re:who wants a copy of some dude's hairy ass? (Score:1, Funny)
For the love of God, think of the children!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Xeroxing you ass is nothing.. (Score:3, Funny)
Sheet feeder, ha. I'm off to swap the photocopier and shredder around.
Re:Simple Solution (Score:2, Funny)
What I Want To Know (Score:3, Funny)